Definitions by Jack

Heavy Metal 

Best thing happened to music besides grunge.

Early Metallica, Megadeth, Iron Maiden, Slayer, Black Sabbath, etc...

Heavy Metal by Jack December 7, 2003

jackalope 

a bully who has no respect for other people and who is very mean

saddam hussein (or, if you are a liberal, George Bush)

jackalope by jack December 7, 2003

jerkalope

an extreme jackalope who shows all of the properties of a jackalope but more so

any person who everybody hates to the utmost, typically a criminal

jerkalope by jack December 7, 2003

OTF out the front 

type of knife where a sliding of a switch causes a blade to come out of the front of the knife handle, not the side.

I stabbed the thief with my otf knife

OTF out the front by jack December 5, 2003

Insanitator 

A factor or factors that act as catalysts for insanity.

The first step towards this realization that both works take is the establishment of the environment as unordered, as the insanitator.

Insanitator by Jack December 1, 2003

CGNU

n: Crazy Go Nuts University
colledge frome which Strong Bad graduated.
mascot: the Crazy Go Nuts Dumple.

"the future is you.....probably."

CGNU by jack November 29, 2003

Marzipan 

n:Homestar runner's girlfriend.
likes to sing, loves animals, hates meat.

"what should I get Marzipan for her birthday?"

Marzipan by jack November 26, 2003