Jace555's definitions

Unread Online Syndrome

A temporary fit of anxiety. This is a very common affliction caused when you send a message to someone on MySpace when you see they are online, then sit and wait for them to respond. After a couple of minutes you open your Sent Mail and see that it is still Unread. You have now entered the Unread Online Syndrome. You sit there hoping beyond hope that the message gets opened before he/she logs off, because if not, then who knows how long till the person logs back in. You refresh the page every couple seconds. You check your Inbox anyways, making sure that it isn’t a glitch saying it’s Unread when it’s really not. You begin to feel panic. “Is he/she gonna see that there’s a new message before logging?!?” There is no escape. You have been infected with Unread Online Syndrome and the only cures are if the person finally opens the message or just logs off.

Joey got sick last night. He was on MySpace and for 3 hours he suffered from Unread Online Syndrome before Angel finally wrote him back. But by then it was too late and he was convulsing on the floor.

by Jace555 May 5, 2009

Labelreaderitus

When you are so bored in the bathroom, you begin to read the labels on the backs of the toiletries and cleaning supply bottles just to pass the time.

Giovanni was in the bathroom yesterday and after half an hour he got such a bad case of labelreaderitus, he began to read the back of the Lysol can.

by Jace555 May 19, 2009

Dognity

What dog owners must remember all their lovely pets have. It is the canine equivalent to dignity. You should respect your pet’s dognity by not dressing him/her up in froufrou clothing, or by putting booties onto their feet, or by pushing them around in a doggy stroller, as any of these activities strip them of what already little dognity they have left after being manhandled every time they get a bath.

That poor dog! Her owner puts clothes on her and then prances her all around the neighborhood with no thought at all towards her dognity. I bet if she had opposable thumbs, that dog would kill herself.

by Jace555 May 4, 2009

Shrek Daddy mac

Created in 2007 by two guys who worked at Great American Cookies in the Altamonte Springs Mall, the Shrek Daddy Mac is created by combining two Double Cheeseburgers and a McChicken in a precise order. You take the first Double Cheeseburger, separate it so it's in 2 halves with a bun, a slice of cheese, and a patty on each half. You then do the same with the other Double Cheeseburger. Then you put the two bottom halves onto each other, the McChicken in the middle bun and all, and then the two top halves on top. If you did it right, you should have a bottom bun, a patty, a slice of cheese, another bottom bun, another patty, another slice of cheese, an entire McChicken, another patty, a top bun, another patty, and one last top bun. And that my friends, is the Shrek Daddy Mac. Enjoy it.

All rights go to Comito and Richie.

"I'm so full. On my break I went upstairs to the food court and bought McDonalds, then I made myself a Shrek Daddy Mac."

by Jace555 May 4, 2009

Loserbet

When you see a girl who is way hotter than the guy she is with, you know she must have lost a bet to be dating him. This unproportionately hot girlfriend is a Loserbet.

Guy 1) "Damn, that girl is smoking!"
Guy 2) "Wait, wait! That guy behind her.. is he her boyfriend?!"
Guy 1) No way man. He couldn't possibly.."
Guy 2) Woah! He just kissed her!
Both) "Loserbet!!"

by Jace555 December 9, 2009

Involuntary "You Too"

When out of habit you reply to a comment with "You too". This happens to the best of us.

Two common situations of the Involuntary "You Too"

Girl: Well happy birthday man. Have fun at Sea World tomorrow.
Guy: Thanks, you too.
**uncomfortable silence**

Parent: Drive safe and have fun.
Son: Ok you too.
**uncomfortable silence**

by Jace555 May 8, 2009

OMSH

"Oh my stinking hell/heck"
Something teenage girls or guys with no life seem to really enjoy saying. Usually only heard by people who think they're cool, but are really not. This is very popular on MySpace, FaceBook, online games, or other things like that.

Comment on YouTube: "OMSH, that vid was so cool!"
Reply comment: "Are you a 13yr old girl?"
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Kid on WoW: "OMSH, I just killed some Alliance guy who was 7 lvl's higher than me! I'm so 1337"
Guy on WoW: "Wow, you should just log and never come back."

by Jace555 April 5, 2009