Definitions by Jace555

Unread Online Syndrome 

A temporary fit of anxiety. This is a very common affliction caused when you send a message to someone on MySpace when you see they are online, then sit and wait for them to respond. After a couple of minutes you open your Sent Mail and see that it is still Unread. You have now entered the Unread Online Syndrome. You sit there hoping beyond hope that the message gets opened before he/she logs off, because if not, then who knows how long till the person logs back in. You refresh the page every couple seconds. You check your Inbox anyways, making sure that it isn’t a glitch saying it’s Unread when it’s really not. You begin to feel panic. “Is he/she gonna see that there’s a new message before logging?!?” There is no escape. You have been infected with Unread Online Syndrome and the only cures are if the person finally opens the message or just logs off.

Joey got sick last night. He was on MySpace and for 3 hours he suffered from Unread Online Syndrome before Angel finally wrote him back. But by then it was too late and he was convulsing on the floor.

Unread Online Syndrome by Jace555 May 5, 2009

Scape Goat 

noun: Any car exceeding the speed limit or driving recklessly, whose speed you match with your car while maintaining a reasonable distance behind them. The idea is that the Scape Goat will get caught in any speed trap up ahead, and you'll have time to react, slow down, and continue on your way. Doing this is called Scape Goating.

"That guy's going pretty fast... I'm going to let him get a little further ahead of me, and then I'll speed up and use him as a Scape Goat."

Scape Goat by Jace555 May 4, 2009

Scape Goating 

Derived from the noun Scape Goat, Scape Goating is the act of driving the speed limit or at least going with the flow until a car goes flying past you. At this point you pull out of your lane and into his, and use him as a Rabbit. The idea is to maintain a reasonable distance behind the other car and to go slightly slower than him so that he will get caught in any speed trap up ahead and you'll have time to react, slow down, and continue on your way. Not only does this work for speeding, but you can also follow him if he is constantly switching lanes, and rest assured that he will also be the one to get the reckless driving ticket, too, in place of you. This works best on highways and interstates, but can really be used on any kind of road with at least 2 lanes in either direction.

Driver in red car: "Man, I think this guy's been Scape Goating off me for the last couple miles. I'm gonna slow down so he passes me."

Passenger in red car: "Ok, he just passed you. Now let's Scape Goat off of him."

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Passenger in red car: "Oh man, we've been Scape Goating off that Hyundai for 10 minutes, but he's exiting."

Driver in red car: "That's ok, we'll just find someone else to Scape Goat."

Scape Goating by Jace555 May 4, 2009

Shrek Daddy mac 

Created in 2007 by two guys who worked at Great American Cookies in the Altamonte Springs Mall, the Shrek Daddy Mac is created by combining two Double Cheeseburgers and a McChicken in a precise order. You take the first Double Cheeseburger, separate it so it's in 2 halves with a bun, a slice of cheese, and a patty on each half. You then do the same with the other Double Cheeseburger. Then you put the two bottom halves onto each other, the McChicken in the middle bun and all, and then the two top halves on top. If you did it right, you should have a bottom bun, a patty, a slice of cheese, another bottom bun, another patty, another slice of cheese, an entire McChicken, another patty, a top bun, another patty, and one last top bun. And that my friends, is the Shrek Daddy Mac. Enjoy it.

All rights go to Comito and Richie.

"I'm so full. On my break I went upstairs to the food court and bought McDonalds, then I made myself a Shrek Daddy Mac."

Shrek Daddy mac by Jace555 May 4, 2009

Pisserfit

noun: When you get so mad you suddenly get the extreme urge to piss. This is very annoying, as someone who suffers from pisserfit can never stay around long enough to retaliate to whatever made them mad, as they have to quickly find a bathroom.

That dude just threw garbage all over Joey and then grabbed his girlfriend's butt, but Joey couldn't do a thing about it becuase he got so mad he got pisserfit and had to run to the nearest bathroom.

Pisserfit by Jace555 May 4, 2009

Dognity 

What dog owners must remember all their lovely pets have. It is the canine equivalent to dignity. You should respect your pet’s dognity by not dressing him/her up in froufrou clothing, or by putting booties onto their feet, or by pushing them around in a doggy stroller, as any of these activities strip them of what already little dognity they have left after being manhandled every time they get a bath.

That poor dog! Her owner puts clothes on her and then prances her all around the neighborhood with no thought at all towards her dognity. I bet if she had opposable thumbs, that dog would kill herself.

Dognity by Jace555 May 4, 2009

Great American Cookies 

The place to get the best tasting cookies in the country, including Original Chocolate Chip, M&M, Sugar, Snickerdoodle, Peanut Butter, Double Fudge, Pecan Supreme, and many more. They also sell brownies, cookie cakes and cookie cake slices, Double Doozies, and some locations sell cupcakes and Icees. They are way better than their competitors Nestle. At one time owned by Mrs. Fields and now owned by NexCen, Great American Cookies became an instant retail phenomenon in 1977 when the first store opened in Atlanta, Georgia’s Perimeter Mall. Founded on the strength of a generations-old family chocolate chip cookie recipe, the company eventually set the standard for gourmet cookie sales in shopping centers nationwide. Their mission statement is simply: "Share the Fun of Cookies."

Kid at the Altamonte mall: "Yo I only got a couple bucks and I'm hungry..."
Friend: "Let's go get cookies from Great American Cookies. They're pretty cheap and they taste great."

Great American Cookies by Jace555 May 2, 2009