flashlight whip

when you get beaten over the head with a flashlight for talking like a dumbass and keeping everyone up

Shut up, no one likes you! If you say another word I'm going to flashlight whip you!

by Jay September 15, 2003

mustach ride

made by a old guy. the meaning is a guy that has a mustach deep throats another man's shaft.

who wants a mustach ride

by jay March 18, 2005

My Lai

A place in Vietnam where US soldiers beat, raped, tortured and murdered hundreds of innocent civilians and burned their village, knowing full well that the Viet Cong were not there (as demonstrated in court by US military witnesses).

Of the many perpetrators, only one was ever convicted but later pardoned by the President, showing that War Crimes and War Criminals are tolerated in America - as long as they were perpetrated by Americans (or indeed, Israelis).

Man! I went to My Lai and raped me a fine little 12 year old Vietnamese girl, beat and shot a few of the yella gooks and burned their village - and no-one ever pulled me up on it! God Bless America! Now, I'm off to Iraqistan to killify that evil murdering Soddam guy! We can't have world leaders abusing human rights!

by Jay April 16, 2004

stunner

Similar to the shocker, but here it is all 4 fingers in the anus, with the thumb in the vagina. Otherwise known as 4 in the stink 1 in the pink

Originates from Bethpage, 2004.

TJ just stunned another chick!

by jay August 01, 2004

ducky

dorky, stupid, insipid, uncool.

That class is ducky.
Those shoes are ducky.

by Jay May 22, 2004

jip

Bigmouthed (person), cheeky

He's got such a jip.
He's such a jip.

by Jay January 29, 2005

Tipper Gore

A lady who went in with Mrs. chaney to mark a cd with a parental advisory sticker

thanks alot you just ruined music

by Jay January 02, 2005