JaY's definitions

jiffylube

To masterbate with car oil.

Jessie had to relax so he jiffylubed it.

by Jay April 6, 2005

heaty

To be very obvious when doing something illegal or something not done everyday.

"Shit meng,this guy was so HEATY last night,he was just asking for one time."

"Dont slang that dope around 41st and terminal street.Lots of pigs.Too heaty."

by jay January 14, 2004

dinkhead

Immature idiot.

Sorin's screwed up something again. What a dinkhead.

by Jay January 13, 2003

Nuclear Ambiguity

When a dangerous rogue state which is suspected of having an illegal nuclear weapons arsenal claims that it "...will not introduce nuclear weapons to the Middle East" - and continues to claim that it does not have weapons of mass destruction even after one of its nuclear technicians proves that it does have a nuclear stockpile of at least 300 warheads (all so it can continue to be propped up by billions of dollars in aid from an allied country which has a law banning it from supporting proliferating countries).

Nuclear weapons? What nuclear weapons? The facility at Dimona is a textiles factory....okay okay, it is just a civilian nuclear research programme.

Now, Papa America, as we DO NOT have nuclear weapons please can you give us even more and more billions of aid dollars so we can continue building on occupied land and developing our nuclear power station.

by Jay April 21, 2004

Jurica

Very attractive male to the opposite sex. Pleasing to the ladies eye.

Oh man, Brian looked so jurica yesterday, I wanted him bad!

by Jay May 12, 2004

lads

the proud owners of snoop dogg clothin, wutang, dada, n otha market junk. aussies who dres like this r lads. they r found round padstow, revesby, blacktown etc. in otha words cheap houso aussies that dress like ali g

ahaha, look at that lad

by jay May 13, 2005

kirst

Really not nice

You are a kirst

by Jay June 2, 2004