JaVonni Brustow's definitions

Karen

Karen is a person who threatens to shoot their neighbors for playing with fireworks and then goes to the police with white woman tears when they get upset about being spoke to that way.

Karen just threatened my life and then dialed 911 when I said, "hey f*ck you, Karen." Karen is a b*tch.

by JaVonni Brustow June 26, 2020

Snatched

A waistline so incredibly thin it can only be obtained by the most dedicated of bulimics

Her waist is like so snatched... like CPS took her kids snatched

by JaVonni Brustow April 2, 2021

Big Yikes

"Yikes" is the sound of a man's BBC being flashed but when Safaree's is shown, the response is "Big Yikes."

Have you seen Safaree's OnlyFans page? Big Yikes!"

by JaVonni Brustow April 2, 2021

Fit

When your outfit for the day is 100% on point, it is abbreviated as a "fit."

Rachel's fit was an old nasty child throwin' a fit in the store fit.

by JaVonni Brustow April 2, 2021

Fit

A tantrum one throws when they aren't getting their way, usually taking place within minutes of having their teeth knocked out.

I heard Jarrell had a fit when Keisha changed the Netflix password after they broke up.

by JaVonni Brustow April 2, 2021

Zoom

lyrics to a song by Wreck-XN-Effect sung while motorboating

After sex, Jake was asked by Lara if he would be coming into work the next morning. He said, no, adding that all he wanted to do, (before motorboating) was "zoom-zoom-zoom-zoom and a boom-boom."

by JaVonni Brustow May 30, 2021

Unprecedented Times

A dispensation of time where you are expected to be ripping your hair out, growing a beard, supermanning women, leaving your new wife to sneak off with Larsa Pippen, get as many women pregnant as possible all at once like Nick Cannon, and of course use lots and lots of hand sanitizer, also known as 2020.

These are some unprecedented times. It turns out we survived the pandemic and now I'm 30lbs bigger with 3 kids on the way and I have to explain to my wife where I've been.

by JaVonni Brustow May 30, 2021