Distance learning is when a couple is separated and the woman takes the house and the man has an apartment while she is trying to teach him how to act.
"Honey, when will I be able to move back in?"
"This semester's distance learning course will be over in 4 months. Love ya, babe."
"This semester's distance learning course will be over in 4 months. Love ya, babe."
by JaVonni Brustow May 31, 2021
When you're in a bar and the guy that's had 7 drinks too many comes in your direction and you step back to give him 6 feet.
by JaVonni Brustow May 31, 2021
"Yikes" is the sound of a man's BBC being flashed but when Safaree's is shown, the response is "Big Yikes."
by JaVonni Brustow April 02, 2021
Karen is a person who threatens to shoot their neighbors for playing with fireworks and then goes to the police with white woman tears when they get upset about being spoke to that way.
Karen just threatened my life and then dialed 911 when I said, "hey f*ck you, Karen." Karen is a b*tch.
by JaVonni Brustow June 27, 2020
An example of the perils of virtual working during COVID. When you're on your death bed and your employer emails you to see if you've met your deadline yet
"I hope this email finds you well. I know you're busy dying and all, but did you have a chance to finish that presentation?"
by JaVonni Brustow May 31, 2021
A dispensation of time where you are expected to be ripping your hair out, growing a beard, supermanning women, leaving your new wife to sneak off with Larsa Pippen, get as many women pregnant as possible all at once like Nick Cannon, and of course use lots and lots of hand sanitizer, also known as 2020.
These are some unprecedented times. It turns out we survived the pandemic and now I'm 30lbs bigger with 3 kids on the way and I have to explain to my wife where I've been.
by JaVonni Brustow May 31, 2021
by JaVonni Brustow April 02, 2021