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geronimo

Somebody eliter than Zenith.
Geronimo is a geronimo.
by Jason February 9, 2003
mugGet the geronimomug.

dbag

Are really "sweet" mazda truck, that is used for "missions" - usually has sweet as a passenger
We need to drop some crap in a dumpster, load up dbag.
by Jason April 22, 2005
mugGet the dbagmug.

pork roast

A pork roast is when a chick takes it from a dude (anally or vaginally), and at the same time she sucks another dude off. Similar to sticking two stakes into a pig at opposite ends and roasting it over an open flame.

syn. finger cuffs
"So this guy I knew was railing this chick on the couch in the living room and his buddy came up and wipped out his dong and said, 'so, what are you gonna do about this?' and she started sucking him off." - example
by Jason January 10, 2005
mugGet the pork roastmug.

breh

Used to refer to a male, usually as a past tense.
"Man that breh's a dick head."
by Jason May 24, 2003
mugGet the brehmug.

katka

another truly fabous lesbian; see allyn
That katka is one serious motherfuckig lesbian
by jason June 16, 2003
mugGet the katkamug.

lyndi

an tall pretty girl who isnt afraid to flaunt what she has. someone who knos how to dance..
"gosh lyndi where did you learn to move like that
by jason January 8, 2004
mugGet the lyndimug.

University of Waterloo

A horribly overrated, poorly located, atrociously designed school. It's only strength lies in it's engineering prowess, specifically the fields of electrical and computer engineering. Any student who attends this university for any reason other than engineering is blind to the fact that they are utterly wasting their time and money.

Waterloo kids constantly remind anyone who will listen that the school enjoys a healthy relationship with microsoft as a "secret recruiting ground" because that ancient fact is essentially it's only claim to fame.

Students of the school also enjoy making reference to a horribly overdrawn exaggeration in that the school is "The MIT of the North", possibly because they are really stupid enough to believe so, or because they have been shut off from the outside world because of the school's horrendously unfavourable location.

In reality, among Canadian universities, the school sits comfortably in the middle of the pack.
friend 1: So, I'm going to U of T next year. What about you?

friend 2: I was accepted at Waterloo for math, so I'm definitely going there. It's a Canadian Ivy!

friend 1: Sometimes I can't believe we're even friends.
by Jason August 10, 2006
mugGet the University of Waterloomug.

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