JaSoN's definitions
by Jason April 22, 2005

A pork roast is when a chick takes it from a dude (anally or vaginally), and at the same time she sucks another dude off. Similar to sticking two stakes into a pig at opposite ends and roasting it over an open flame.
syn. finger cuffs
syn. finger cuffs
"So this guy I knew was railing this chick on the couch in the living room and his buddy came up and wipped out his dong and said, 'so, what are you gonna do about this?' and she started sucking him off." - example
by Jason January 10, 2005

by Jason May 24, 2003

by jason June 16, 2003

by jason January 8, 2004

A horribly overrated, poorly located, atrociously designed school. It's only strength lies in it's engineering prowess, specifically the fields of electrical and computer engineering. Any student who attends this university for any reason other than engineering is blind to the fact that they are utterly wasting their time and money.
Waterloo kids constantly remind anyone who will listen that the school enjoys a healthy relationship with microsoft as a "secret recruiting ground" because that ancient fact is essentially it's only claim to fame.
Students of the school also enjoy making reference to a horribly overdrawn exaggeration in that the school is "The MIT of the North", possibly because they are really stupid enough to believe so, or because they have been shut off from the outside world because of the school's horrendously unfavourable location.
In reality, among Canadian universities, the school sits comfortably in the middle of the pack.
Waterloo kids constantly remind anyone who will listen that the school enjoys a healthy relationship with microsoft as a "secret recruiting ground" because that ancient fact is essentially it's only claim to fame.
Students of the school also enjoy making reference to a horribly overdrawn exaggeration in that the school is "The MIT of the North", possibly because they are really stupid enough to believe so, or because they have been shut off from the outside world because of the school's horrendously unfavourable location.
In reality, among Canadian universities, the school sits comfortably in the middle of the pack.
friend 1: So, I'm going to U of T next year. What about you?
friend 2: I was accepted at Waterloo for math, so I'm definitely going there. It's a Canadian Ivy!
friend 1: Sometimes I can't believe we're even friends.
friend 2: I was accepted at Waterloo for math, so I'm definitely going there. It's a Canadian Ivy!
friend 1: Sometimes I can't believe we're even friends.
by Jason August 10, 2006
