JaKe's definitions

stones

balls, testicles

I planned to party and get laid Saturday night but my stones were too sore to even go out.

by Jake February 25, 2004

frozen joe

you take a shit freeze it then use it as a dildo

Morgan musto likes to have frozen joes after school.

by jake December 18, 2004

jismleak

in males, after ejaculation, the leakage that occurs in the underwear after putting clothes back on.

by Jake November 8, 2003

clonophobe

One who fears clones. Also used as a term for the fear or rejection cloned animal meat.

Mary was deemed a clonophobe after refusing to support the FDA's decision of marketing cloned meat.

by Jake January 2, 2007

take it to the house

To diss someone greatly.

I will take you to the house playing basketball.

by Jake September 23, 2003

tilly wacker

a fat british person that makes fun or others

that fat british person making fun of others is such a tilly wacker

by jake February 23, 2005

get a pair

same as grow a pair, i.e. balls or tits

Eddie, grow up, eh ?! Get a pair to fill your nutsack.

Charlotte, grow up, eh ?! Get a pair and go titty fuck him with them.

by Jake March 5, 2004