JaKe's definitions

brown

Adjective: Being hungry. The evolution of saying "I'm Hungus Brown"

Verb: browning, brown.

Noun: "Hey, I'm pretty brown"
Verb: "You all want to go brown?"
Verb: "Let me call you back after I'm done browning"

by jake July 2, 2004

Lauren not Loren

an awesome pimpette that can spell her name right and anyone named Loren spelt like that is a damned son of a bitch! and Hillary will kick their ass.

some girl spelt her name wrong so hillary kicked her ass

by Jake January 17, 2005

arrow'd

To remove something entirely from the game.

I'd block the tog if my dryad wasn't arrow'd.

by jake September 6, 2007

receiver

One who willingly accepts foreign objects inside ones anal orifice. Can be female, but usually is male.

A male who enjoys anal sex,(either by penis or sausage like object/s). Usually found on Saturday nights hanging around public urinals, or like unlit places.

by Jake May 13, 2005

idiopanic

an amazing band that one day, will own the heavy metal music industry

A: Dude! Did you hear idiopanic haul fuckin ass at that show?
B: Hellz yeah! They made all the other bands look like corn sharks!

by jAkE April 12, 2005

prom

To the students: an excuse for horny young teenagers to get together for a night of drinking, fornication and promiscuity, how romantic!

To business: a corporate-controlled/ promoted high school "institution" that makes the dress shops, hairdressers, flowershops, limo companies, suit rental places, etc more wealthy.

To the students who don't get to go: a lifelong regret, an occasion that fat chicks can not get a date for.Makes more people unhappy than any one other thing in highschool...

I borrowed Dad's car, then spent $400 on renting a suit, buying flowers, tickets to the prom, some liquor and a locket on a chain for her. Oh, and condoms. She bought a dress, got her hair and 20 nails done, bought shoes,tear-off underwear,a purse, and got a horrendous period an hour before midnight.
So she gave me a blowjob just like any other date, and she's still a virgin.

by Jake February 3, 2004

kko

the final evolutionary stage of the kkorney.

Darwin chart:
kkorney -> kkorney182 -> kko182 -> kko

by jake April 27, 2003