the act of steamrolling someone (see steamroll), but it performed with the pants down and penis out. sweet-rolling maybe be done one of two ways: the first being with a limp weener to slap and inflict pain on the victim, and second, may be done with an erect penis to cause maximum humiliation on the one being sweet-rolled. the latter is often called stale sweet-rolling.
Steve: i heard Bill sweet-rolled everyone at Jim's sleepover while they were sleeping.
Ziggy: eew fuck dude. wasn't there like 14 kids at that sleepver?
Steve: yeah dude.
Ziggy: Bill's fucked up as hell.
Ziggy: eew fuck dude. wasn't there like 14 kids at that sleepver?
Steve: yeah dude.
Ziggy: Bill's fucked up as hell.
by JakE October 23, 2006
by jake April 18, 2005
A compacted tubular-shaped piece of cotton with a plastic applicator that women insert into their vagina when they're having their period.Has a string on the bottom end to allow retrieval after a few hours. The string hangs out beyond the labia, so if you're wearing a thong and a short skirt, make sure the string doesn't show when you bend over.
he: I don't mind buying condoms but don't try sending me for tampons or pads just because you didn't plan on ever having another period !
by Jake February 21, 2004
I was pony cranked when I saw Frankenmaggie.
When my bitch told me she was pregnent, I was pony cranked.
When my bitch told me she was pregnent, I was pony cranked.
by Jake June 27, 2004
I told her I was tired of cunnilingus because she had so much twat hair that got in the way, so next time she showed up with a shaved beaver.
by Jake February 03, 2004
by Jake January 07, 2005