JaKe's definitions
A crazy awsome funky band that some kids from George School started. They lay down some of the the funkiest jams you should check em out.
by jake January 1, 2005
Get the the saucemug. the act of farting in a car filled with people, then locking the windows, forcing the people in the car to smell your fart
(while driving, alex farts and locks the window)
Alex: HOT BOX!
Jimmy, Robert and Susan: NO! I CAN'T BREATHE!
Alex: HOT BOX!
Jimmy, Robert and Susan: NO! I CAN'T BREATHE!
by jake May 4, 2006
Get the hot boxmug. (1) a guy who sucks cock
(2) an asshole; somebody who really gets you pissed off
(3) a jerk, a jerkoff
(2) an asshole; somebody who really gets you pissed off
(3) a jerk, a jerkoff
(1) That Alvin is a cocksmoker, he sucked Freddy off in the shower room after the game
(2) Buddy's a cocksmoker, I don't want to see his face this weekend.
(3) He's just a cocksmoker, a total jerkoff, he is.
(2) Buddy's a cocksmoker, I don't want to see his face this weekend.
(3) He's just a cocksmoker, a total jerkoff, he is.
by Jake February 17, 2004
Get the cocksmokermug. 
the everlasting sexual bases metaphor. The best way to remember them is the four "F"s: French, Feel, Finger, Fuck.
first: the first step in a sexual relationship kissing with an open mouth or using tongue (french kissing)
first and a half base: under the shirt, bra still on
second: one step up from first base, heavy petting and feeling up while making out,direct oral or manual stimulation of a partner's breast/nipple, up the shirt or shirtless for both partners.
shortstop: in baseball, the shortstop is the field position between second and third base. So, in fooling around, shortstop is being masturbated by or masturbating your partner, as that's between feeling up and oral sex.
third base: the last base before penetration sex, entailing contact with the main sexual regions, a handjob or a blowjob (fellatio) for guys and fingering or giving head (cunnilingus) to the girl
home base: reaching home base or fourth base is consumating the relationship by having vaginal sex, making love or fucking
first: the first step in a sexual relationship kissing with an open mouth or using tongue (french kissing)
first and a half base: under the shirt, bra still on
second: one step up from first base, heavy petting and feeling up while making out,direct oral or manual stimulation of a partner's breast/nipple, up the shirt or shirtless for both partners.
shortstop: in baseball, the shortstop is the field position between second and third base. So, in fooling around, shortstop is being masturbated by or masturbating your partner, as that's between feeling up and oral sex.
third base: the last base before penetration sex, entailing contact with the main sexual regions, a handjob or a blowjob (fellatio) for guys and fingering or giving head (cunnilingus) to the girl
home base: reaching home base or fourth base is consumating the relationship by having vaginal sex, making love or fucking
NOTE:first or second base can be achieved concurrently with dry humping, considered third base when oral or manual stimulation occurs to genitals.
"Margo finally let her boyfriend get to shortstop, but she used way too much lotion and he came on her shirt."
"We finally reached home base last night! Thankfully he had a condom on him because we were so horny we couldn't wait any longer"
"Margo finally let her boyfriend get to shortstop, but she used way too much lotion and he came on her shirt."
"We finally reached home base last night! Thankfully he had a condom on him because we were so horny we couldn't wait any longer"
by Jake March 5, 2004
Get the baseball analogymug. by Jake July 1, 2006
Get the Dirty Bonhermug. Small, bright, white or multicolored lights on long strands for the purpose of decorating Christmas trees, houses, and plants during the Holiday season.
While they are usually used to decorate Christmas trees, they can be used year-round to decorate back porches, shrubbery, or college dorm rooms.
While they are usually used to decorate Christmas trees, they can be used year-round to decorate back porches, shrubbery, or college dorm rooms.
by Jake February 17, 2005
Get the christmas tree lightsmug.