JaKe's definitions

Binky

A childs pacifier

2 year old John Gotti: Moms!!!! Youse betta gimme my fuckin binky back before I wack youse!

by Jake September 22, 2003

wmi

one of the camp place. The place to be

WMI! is the place to be!

by Jake September 2, 2004

go bag

(noun) a carry-bag that you keep by the door in case you have to evacuate from home on very short notice, or accompany someone to the hospital on an emergency basis

I keep a go bag handy, its got underwear and sox for 72 hours, a change of clothes, a sweater, gloves, all my essential medications, cash and coin, a phonecard, a flashlight and spare batteries, alkaline pack for my cellphone, photocopies of all my essential documents, a list of family phone numbers and emergency contacts, as well as water and dogfood, biscuits, her comfort toys, a blanket for her, and her meds.

by Jake January 19, 2004

ass caroler

One whom, during the Christmas season, goes door to door tossing salad instead of singing. A particluarly popular practice among fruits.

*ding dong!*

Beth: Jon, I just heard the bell ring! I'll get the door!

Jon: No honey! It's greg! He's a fucking ass caroling again!

Beth: Ew. Go get my .45! I'll spread some Christmas cheer to that dirty ass caroler!

by JakE October 23, 2007

shit tickler

Any person that enjoys, but is not limited to, constantly fingering the anus of others.

John: Fucking ew dude, did you hear what tom did to all the other guys at marv's sleepover?

Zach: Yeah dude. what a fuckin shit tickler.

John: I bet that twisted bastards' fingers smell.

by JakE May 21, 2007

oh snap

Almost like "oh shit".

Oh snap! I farted so hard my asshole flew right off.

by Jake July 24, 2004

slop

The term for unwanted AI-generated content

Ever since AI became popular, the internet has been filled with slop

by Jake May 22, 2024