JaKe's definitions
male-female sex position in which the man kneels for the missionary position. This variation allows the woman's clitoris to receive the attention it deserves. The man can pull the woman onto his penis by placing his hands on her thighs, and she can raise her legs in the most comfortable way - even up onto his shoulders if she wishes (see Croatian sex ). The man can see himself going in and out of her vagina, which can be an incredible turn-on, and he can caress and stroke his partner's body and perhaps play with her anus as well if they wish. A good position for intimate connection, but somewhat of a strain for the woman if it goes on for too long. A pillow under her buttocks may help.
by Jake March 23, 2004
Get the kneeling missionarymug. 
A form of speech that is spoken in code where certain words mean certain things; originated in Orting, WA.
"Ya don't Jag you stupid fuck"
by Jake January 6, 2005
Get the Jagmug. The God like being of few words, who fucking rocks, to upset him is to open the door way to your own death.
Jake: Hey Keii
Keii:...
Jake: yeah I feel you
Tom: Man you guys suck
Jake: I never knew a you could get both of a guys up is ass and get make him walk and lick his won balls.
Keii: learn something new everyday
Keii:...
Jake: yeah I feel you
Tom: Man you guys suck
Jake: I never knew a you could get both of a guys up is ass and get make him walk and lick his won balls.
Keii: learn something new everyday
by Jake December 28, 2004
Get the Keiimug. When a kid, usually a n00b, tries to type the word "comp" as in computer, but has bad typing skills and his/her keys are not in the home position; thus, the resulting typed word is one letter to the left
by Jake November 6, 2004
Get the xinomug. (adjective) When a woman is "on the rag", that means she has her period. She's also likely in a bad mood because of the various discomforts associated with pads, leaks, tampons, washing out underwear, not being able to wear light-coloured skirts or pants, etc.
She's really in a mood, she's on the rag and complaining about everything. Last night she slept so soundly that she woke up in a pool of blood.
by Jake February 20, 2004
Get the on the ragmug. When seeing a good looking person of the opposite sex, he told his friend, "She is so tweed, I would love to say hello."
Also - "This party we are going to tomorrow night will be tweed."
Someone might say that if there was going to be punch served at a party.
Also - "This party we are going to tomorrow night will be tweed."
Someone might say that if there was going to be punch served at a party.
by Jake May 13, 2005
Get the Tweedmug.