ass cheek

Also known as butt cheek or gluteus maximus to some, an ass cheek is just a way to refer to the cheeks of your ass while getting to say ass.
That shit was so big that it hurt my ass cheeks on the way out.
by Jake March 05, 2005
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cow

1. woman with large breasts (udders) and teats (nipples)

2. diesel locomotive (in North America);there is also a calf...a diesel locomotive without the "diesel", its merely a lower, more-squat locomotive, no cab, no diesel, just the electric traction motors. The cow has the disel engine(s) so called the prime mover, as well as the electric traction motors which drive the wheels. Occasionally the term slug is used in place of calf; the slug has the electric traction motors, is squat, with no cab, no diesel engine(s).
The 100-car consist was pulled by 2 cowes with their calves (calfs).
by Jake February 23, 2004
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nice hair, wanna fuck?

the shortest, most-effective pickup line on Earth
by Jake February 21, 2004
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My Nose Itches

when you are about to kiss a fool
My nose itched before I kissed him. I shud have kept my pants on, now I have 4 kids by him. He's a loser father too.
by Jake February 03, 2004
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O Ring

a round seal, often made of neoprene or some other compressible "rubber-like" compound, that is an industrial part.Looks like the part of a condom that unrolls before you actually unroll it. Can be used as a cock ringif you get the right size
"My buddy's a mechanic, I went thru his box of assorted O rings and found the size I can use as a cock ring. Nancii's gonna beg for mercy tonite !"
by Jake March 06, 2004
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Stockholm syndrome

the condition where kidnapping victims sympathize with, grow attached to, identify with, or otherwise feel affection toward their abductor(s).
She didn't want to testify against the man that kidnapped her because she suffered from Stockholm syndrome.
by Jake December 31, 2003
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looched

a girl on her period; derived from the language Jag
"I would fuck her if she wasn't looched."
by Jake January 07, 2005
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