JaCK's definitions

dicking

Screwing up royally. What you say to someone you have trusted knows what is happening, but then realize that they are lost with no clue.

You have no idea what you are doing, do you? You are dicking big time!!

by Jack January 16, 2004

Sloppy Joe

Taking a crap on a flat-chested woman's breasts and then titty fucking her.

I'd like to give Paris Hilton a sloppy joe.

by Jack January 17, 2005

redneck

One who's neck is of a red color.

George Bush is a redneck, he engages in anal sex with other natives of unpopulated american lands, or hillbilly country, he likes this alot.

by jack May 16, 2003

Heavy Metal

Best thing happened to music besides grunge.

Early Metallica, Megadeth, Iron Maiden, Slayer, Black Sabbath, etc...

by Jack December 7, 2003

dirtsky

a dirtsky is anyone who looks or appears dirty in any way shape or form

That kid's such a dirtsky.

by Jack April 28, 2003

blowie

a blow job that any person of the same or oppistite sex would give you preferably the opposite sex

o man she gave me a blowie last night!

by JACK June 17, 2005

jpeg

1) (noun) A format for compressed digital pictures.
2) (noun) An image file that uses the jpeg format

I send Grandma a jpeg of her grandkids.

by jack January 26, 2004