Stonerock

The ultimate of ultimate complimates for have a huge dick. Also refered to as Stonecock.

After Justin banged Paul's mom, she said he had a Stonerock.

by Justin September 01, 2004

dacryphilia

sexual arousal by your partner's tears

Because of my dacryphilia, I couldn't help myself at my girlfriend's grandma's funeral.

by Justin December 28, 2003

chooch

a womans pussy or vagina

i dont think i wanna go near her chooch

by justin March 15, 2005

T-Mobile Sidekick II

What I'm on right now, the phatest phone not yet on the market, the sidekick 1 was a huge success, n this phone I love it, mayb later wen I give a fuk about this website ill make a real definition

Yo breezy, check out my new phone/pda

by Justin August 29, 2004

cunthole

An extremely nauseating person.

Your mom is a cunthole.

by Justin July 29, 2003

tjuze

A verb meaning to artfully mess with; to adjust; to "mess up" something that is too neat. Often applied to hair, sleeves and other bits of fashion but, with imagination, nearly anything can be tjuzed.

Also tjuzed, tjuzing...

Popularized by the TV show, Queer Eye for the Straight Guy.

Oh my God, your hair! Did you join the Navy? Here, let me tjuze it for you.

by Justin September 02, 2004

stache

A person who is genetically predispositioned to have upper lip hair. Usually accompanied by aviator sunglasses, police issue gloves and a pedophilia like stare down.

My friend Phil Stache has a stache because he is a stache.

by Justin August 15, 2003