cell phone

A number you should NEVER EVER give to your boss.
by jon June 19, 2005
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vaginal pancake

smells like your sister is making vaginal pancakes in the bathroom.
by jon September 10, 2003
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Furmunda

The white gue that gathers under the penis directly following vaginal intercource.
Hold on buddy,ill be right over. I just got done punding my babe, Ineed to clean the furmunda off my balls.
by Jon February 08, 2005
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cryptopsy

canadian death metal band. has quite possibly the fastest drummer in the world.
the band, cryptopsy, kicks your ass.
by jon October 23, 2003
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thingthing

word used to describe stuff, another word like uh, eh, um, or stuff
yeah, and he picked up the thingthing and broke it...
by Jon March 10, 2005
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enis

a fat kid from northern new jersey who smokes a lot of marijuana.
"yo enis, you got the herb?"
by Jon June 04, 2004
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above average

Not quite average not quite great a happy medium between them.
Jon was feeling above average after recieving a B on his last test.

G was above average after listening to his favorite song.
by Jon December 26, 2006
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