JOn's definitions

fluffes

Fluffes means to get someones attention, by fluffing them with something. That something can be anything, and you shouldn't include what it is. It is just a attention getter.

Morthy fluffes Joe|Away.

by Jon February 18, 2005

slow motion

To work it slow,enjoy the pleasure

Oh baby,i love it when u slow motion for me.

by Jon May 13, 2005

lmlto

Laughing My Left Testicle Off. This is used when you are laughing so much that your left testicle is falling off.

jon: lets go on rf and annoy some nerds!
ash: lmlto yeh good idea!!

by Jon December 23, 2004

in the weeds

When a waiter/waitress is serving too many people at once.

Ned, you're in the weeds. I think I'll get Julie to wait on the other six tables.

by Jon January 11, 2005

The Lord of the Rings

One of the most successful trilogies of all time, in the forms of literature and film. It chronicles the parallel adventures of Frodo Baggins, and Aragorn, Heir of Gondor.

For some reason, people on UrbanDictionary.com feel that they have to compare this trilogy to J.K. Rowling's seven-part book/movie series Harry Potter

The Lord of the Rings should have swept every single Oscar.

by Jon February 7, 2004

fuckface

used whenever talking about my sisters old boyfriend who likes to hit girls. a sign of a fuckface is someone who likes to sit on cowboy boots during sex and pretends its and accident.

Sis: I can't believe i dated that fuckface
Me: Ya i know, i bet he's at home sitting on a cowboy boot right now

by Jon November 6, 2004

spirograph

A stencil object usually used in recreational activies involving young children, ages 4 to 89. Mostly used with a pen or pencil. A piece of paper would be handy, as well.

"The spirograph is cool, fo' shizzle mah nizzle."

by Jon November 16, 2003