JOhn's definitions

Dumbassedness

An act (past tense) of being a dumbass.

It was major dumbassedness on Jim's part when he robbed the bank in broad daylight.

by John February 17, 2004

Swollen Nubbins

Serious Homosexual testicular condition caused by the clashing of two different ball sacks during agressive doggie style anal intercourse

Goddamit Cam!! exclaimed Gordon, i thought i told you to lube up your back wheels!!

by John February 16, 2004

guyjantis

something that is really massive...like something gigantic, times 100= guyjantis

GUY-JANTIS'..damn nigga..yous got some guyjantis feet..

by John February 16, 2004

lot rats

ratty scrubby people who follow jambands such as phish or phil lesh around who never have tickets to get in....they just walk around the parking lot selling drugs.

I got this bud off of some lot rat after the phil show.

by JoHn February 16, 2004

rolling face

Taking Ecstasy to the point where you can't keep your eyes in the front of your head, your eyes are also jittering back and forth rapidly, your jaw looks like a cash register drawer, when you talk you sound like you have down syndrome, and at that moment, you wouldn't have it any other way.

holy crap am I rolling face!! Hey does anyone have a Newport?? Or some VapoRub??

by JoHn February 16, 2004

the pits

something that sucks

dude, that new movie's the pits, huh??

by JoHn February 16, 2004

oscar

Slang for OxyContin, a heroin-like painkiller that lots of people seem to like these days.

Yo man, you hangin out with Oscar today?? That dude owes me 80 bucks

ie-I was interested in purchasing an 80mg Oxy pill.

by JoHn February 16, 2004