JOhn's definitions

recokulous

when something is way to rediculous that it just doesnt fit it has to be recokulous.

that story you just told was just to recokulous

by John May 6, 2004

Stamos

A Synonym for cool. its roots trace back to the late 1980's or early 1990's when the television show full house was popular.sweet

Dude, My parents just bought me this totally Stamos new car.

He is so stamos!

by John May 6, 2004

blow back

1.When your IQ is so low that your penis turns on you and it attempts to rip it self from your retarded body by backfiring.

2.Penil suicide...if yours does this that means you should to!!!!

Gary:Holy wheres my cock?!?!?!
Stevy: Dude blow back
Mary:Whos cock just landed in my lemonade?!

by John May 6, 2004

badonkadonk

The males genital parts.

He go thit in his badonkadonk

by john May 9, 2004

flirt

anything someone does to get the attention of someone they like.

While flirting with Mary, John threw a rock at her

by John May 10, 2004

t minus zero

There is no time left and you need to make a decision. To fuck or not to fuck. That is the question.

When I encountered a stripper, I had t minus zer to make a decision to screw her.

by JOHN May 11, 2004

brainiac

A person whose attempt at intelligence fails spectacularly. Usually used sarcastically in the phrase "what a brainiac".

"...and then his entire system crashed. What a brainiac."

by John May 12, 2004