JOhn's definitions

assy

the dsicussion of the ass usually in a sexual context

u wanna do her in the ass ?

by john February 11, 2005

cara santin

cara santin is the best name in the world because it belongs to the most beautiful girl and the best girlfriend in the world.

Cara Santin 15 teh pwn.

by John February 12, 2005

grand slam

when you are heaving sex with a chick, take out a baseball bat and shove it up into her anal cavity, then pull it back out and hit the chick in the face with it.

My girl was being a bitch, so i gave her a grand slam the next time we had sex.

by john May 13, 2005

G-code

A gang that is both Blood and Crips together in harmony.

What set you reppin?
I'm G-Code.

by John June 17, 2005

Awp

A leathal "one hit kill" sniper rifle,
used alot in the counter-strike series.
know for its deadly accuracy and power.

"omg! that bloody awp rele ticks me off!"

by John June 18, 2005

quimfer

some who gets a jolly old kick from sniffing mens bike seats.

Basil : I say did you see jonnys new bike
regional : why yes i did i gave it a jolly good sniff
Basil : Oh my god you quimfer

by john May 13, 2005

seductive

When someone wants you.

Im so seductive she wants my balls.

by John June 18, 2005