JOhn's definitions

TOTM

Acronym for "Time of the Month" ... used when you want to complain about a girl's mood, while doing do in a manner that she does not necessarily understand..

"Why the fuck is Claudia so pissed off lately?"

"Totm"

by John March 30, 2003

yakass

excellent alternative to jackass. Nobody wants to be a yakass.

Man, the boss owns ur ass. You are such a yakass.

by John April 19, 2005

bumshuckler

It is my personal word for a bum who lives on the streets and peels corn

Look at that bumshuckler over on 3rd avenue!

by John March 31, 2004

knob

Canadian slang for "prick"

God, you're such a knob

by John April 3, 2004

AKS-74u

AVTOMAT KALASHNIKOV introduced 1974. more modern version of the AK-47. russian/communist bloc equivalent to the AR-15/M-16. main idea was to use smaller rounds so more ammo could be carried. that idea was stolen from the US forces use of the .223 remington, or 5.56 x 45 round.

the idea behind it was is a .22 cak round moving extremely fast has the same energy as a 30 caliber round moving slower.

same size as an AK-47. unlike the ak-47 which shoots 30 caliber 7.62 x 39 rounds, the ak-74 shoots 22 caliber 5.45x39 rds

the russians replaced their AK-47 main battle rifles with AK-74 rifles because they could carry more smaller rounds for the same weight.

by john June 23, 2004

Tinkle Fenders

Vaginal flaps

That bitch's tinkle fenders smell like a dumpster.

by John May 28, 2004

adding somes reallife name in an attempt to be funny

Also known as a dumbass talking shit behind a screen

Duh

by John May 6, 2003