Definitions by JOhn

Creox 

to become suddenly enlightened with the meaning of the Universe.

At that point the Creox of his existence was made small and insignificant.

Creox by John October 16, 2004

Shepp Shuffle 

(1) A lilting Happy movement.
(2) To Avoid.
buis. (3) To Dodge unhappy management staff.
govt. (4) A dance often used to achieve mayoral status in a community.

John! You have Shepp shuffled out of that assignment. I can't believe they bought that excuse!

Shepp Shuffle by John October 15, 2004

noot 

the feeling one gets when one is sick and/or is taking a nap in the middle of the day. One will get physically warm on the outside and mentally warm on the inside but be physically shivering. Sometimes drooling is involved.

Sonja was in a state of noot when she fell asleep on the three hour airplane ride to Atlanta.

noot by John October 13, 2004

Gnome 

A Small Bearded Man.
See Mr. Trimmer

Mr. Trimmer is a Gnome.

Gnome by John October 11, 2004

redirkculous 

Used to replace 'ridiculous' since often ridiculous just doesn't cut it.

That kid is so redirkculous.

MAN UP! Zone coverage is redirkculous.

redirkculous by John October 11, 2004

bizneeautch

an evolution of 'bitch'
at first, the word was bitch. then, in the '90s, the gangster folk became popular and started saying "beeyatch"
which soon turned into byatch, then, the final phaze, bizneeautch

you are a bizneeautch.

bizneeautch by john October 10, 2004

Minnesota 

adj. the state of being ragged or worn out.

"I'm looking California, and feeling Minnesota" (from Soundgarden's famous "Outshined")

Minnesota by john October 10, 2004