Definitions by JOhn

JJ bus

The retard bus. In Lake County Ohio we used to have a bus company that had the short bus' that used to transport the retards to school. The company name was JJ something, hence the name.

Hey... look at all the retards on the JJ bus.

JJ bus by John November 20, 2004

turtle dick 

1. An uncircumsised dick. As in the way it looks b/c of the foreskin, like a turtle that is in its shell.
2. the first words my friend said when he saw my uncircumsised dick.

person 1: dude, im not circumsised...
person 2: ohhh, you have a turtle dick huh?

turtle dick by john November 19, 2004

divad999 

Someone that makes empty promises then whines about it when being confronted.

Don't dare you pull a divad999 on me.

divad999 by John November 17, 2004

Demarest RB Ray 

Ray is the best RB in new jersey he is going to run all over anyone that play kean next year

Ray is fast strong and never stops runnig

Demarest RB Ray by John November 16, 2004

suck wind 

to be out of breath because of running so you are breathing heavily

The running back was sucking wind after his 86 yard touchdown run because he was out of shape.

suck wind by John November 16, 2004

space cookie 

Anomalous object that randomly flies by in the Disneyland ride Space Mountain. Looks like a giant cookie. If left unnoticed, it could threaten the safety of earth.

Booya, I broke the record! I saw the space cookie 9 times in one ride!

space cookie by John November 15, 2004

Gentleman Theif 

A Rouge, someone who is crafty and slick. Even in theifery, the lowest of the low he is smooth and higher than most

You are such a Gentleman Theif!

You took that watch like a true Gentleman Theif

Gentleman Theif by John November 15, 2004