JOhn's definitions

Gap

Trendy clothes made in miserable labor conditions.

Gap is fucking stupid.

by John September 5, 2003

Tuckahoe

A town next to Eastchester, suburb of New York; has one housing project. Zip code 10707.

Tuckahoe - Fuckahoe - isn't that funny?

by John December 3, 2003

fucktard

People who believe that anything they don't like can only be liked by "40-year old virgins still living in their parents' house."

Fucktards prefer to view the world with their groin rather than with their brain.

by John January 30, 2004

celerborn

a complete idiot that forces his opinions on to you through stupidity. an ass

that piece of shit celerborn should be a lord, so we can call him lord ass.

by john May 6, 2005

javac

another name for a wanker who is actually putting in a real definition for 'javac' in the "URBAN DICTIONARY."; think people!

what wanker would put javac in the urban dictionary?

by john January 3, 2005

scholz

1.Popular german phrase after someone burps.

2.Replacement for the word shit.

1.After they all burped, a loud SCHOLZ!!! followed.

2.Excuse me, i have to take a scholz.

by john May 13, 2005

girl please

girl please stemming from black people on the Maury show or maybe Montel Williams. Used in a sentance to say "bitch say what"

girl please im not your baby's daddy.

by John January 25, 2005