JOhn's definitions

Cookie

The lower form of crookies.

Do you have any crookies?
No, but I have cookies!
Fuck you bitch! *stab

by john July 14, 2003

scotch

Scotch is a type of Whiskey not liquor, but at least you know its a drink. i know this because i see the words Scotch Whiskey everytime i pour myself a shot.

"I was so full of Soctch i could not stand up i was hittin the shots and i moved to a cup"- Tim Armstrong from Rancid.

by John July 14, 2003

Jobby

another name for shit.

go and jobby yourself you rubbish shitjobby

by john July 13, 2003

crookie

chronic + cookie = crookie

A cookie with marijuana in it.

Crookies fuck you up.

by john July 13, 2003

Faggort

A homosexual anus eating cock choking spooge slurper who gets intercourse only when his dad is feeling randy.

Connor and James are faggorts.

by John July 13, 2003

forshizzle

for sure

im forshizzle

by john July 12, 2003

Cohb

A dirty slut

My girlfriends a cohb

by John July 11, 2003