JOhn's definitions

Ra

Dead Goa'uld dude.

The Tau'ri kicked Ra's ass when they beamed a nuke up to his ship.

by John February 8, 2004

Torzak

Anti Squirrel Coalition member with the rank of Field Marshall, responsible for operations in Virginia as well as North and South Carolina. Considered an extremist by some, freedom fighter by others, his policies have made it clear that squirrelss must go.

It is rumored that he broke with the ASC in 2001 and has set up his own command. His current whereabouts are unknown.

A pro-squirrel Canadian group once marched against the armies of Torzak... and got their asses kicked.

by John February 8, 2004

valentine's day

A day of rememberance of the Minbari prophet Valen.

Valen formed the Grey Council and fought The Shadows. He is called Minbari not born of Minbari.

by John February 8, 2004

Anti Squirrel Coalition

Semi paramilitary group with the harge of defending the world against the threat of squirrel world domination. Originally based in Michigan, the ASC HQ was moved to Kentucky from which the war against the tree rats is coordinated to this day.

ASC special forces often go into the woods to gather intelligence and engage Enemy forces.

by John February 8, 2004

pumpkin monster

Uppity asshole/bitch who tans excessively and is always orange.

Ugh, Tammy was trying to hit on me but she was all fucking tanned orange. I wouldn't touch that filthy pumpkin monster with a ten-foot pole.

by JOHN February 10, 2004

Montrose

A section in Houston densly populated by theatres, museums, fine foods, upscale shopping, and gay people.

Montrose is well known in the Houston area as being the "gay part of town."

by John February 10, 2004

biscut

A game in which a group of guys circles around a biscut and masturbates. The last guy to ejaculate, must eat the biscut.

Biscut! Biscut! Biscut!

by John February 11, 2004