JOe's definitions

Trool

A troll plus a tool.

Wow, that guy is a troll AND a tool, what a trool.

by Joe February 28, 2004

nine inch nails

THE industrial rock band. All music written by Trent Reznor. Has some of the most penatrating lyrics of any music I've heard.

How could I
ever think
it's funny how
everything you swore would never change is different now.
like you said
you and me
make it through
didn't quite
fell apart
WHERE THE FUCK WERE YOU?

by joe May 4, 2004

triple harakiri

Commiting suicide in 3 ways at once. First the attempter takes a knife, noose, and gun. They then slit their wrist, hang themselves, and shoot their brains out creating the triple harakiri.

Bob attempted the triple harakiri last night.

by Joe March 1, 2005

whimtwittle

To Masturbate (female)

The sexy receptionist thought noone was looking as she used her cellphone to whimtwittle.

by Joe March 13, 2003

What did the five fingers say to the face?

S l a p !

There's a new joke going around: What did the five fingers say to the face? SLAP!

by Joe January 28, 2007

smile empty soul

one of the best bands out there. lead singer sounds like nirvana's used to. the lyrics to thier songs are amazing and always have a damn good point. on a scale of 1-5 they are definately a 5.

songs include: this is war, and Silhouettes

by Joe May 12, 2004

squidgee

a small squid, or calamari.

Hey, lookit the squidgee that washed up on the beach!

by JOE August 21, 2003