JOe's definitions

Cudmuffin

Muffin consisting primarily of the substance cud

"awww man, did you see that dude eat that cudmuffin?"
"yeah dude, that was whack."

by Joe January 31, 2004

cud

Mix of multiple bodily excretes and products including:
Urine
Semen
Pubes
Feces
Saliva
Swenis and Swussy (penis and pussy sweat)
Breastmilk
Tears
Bile
And in some forms, vomit.

Man we made this ball of cud, and then we whipped it at that fat chick!

by Joe January 31, 2004

paris hilton

ugly skank wit a deformed ass snatch

man i aint touchin that

by joe February 1, 2004

bang a left

Used while giving driving directions. Substitute "left" for the direction that you want to "bang" or turn.

Yo, bang a left! See that light ahead? Bang a left there.

by Joe February 1, 2004

drew giacomucci

blackburns butt buddy

he is drew giacomucci

by joe February 1, 2004

crap

strongbads favorite word

HOLY CRAP!!!!!! That's cold!

by joe February 1, 2004

pastie

A tassle for your nipple so you can get 'naked' but not be totally out there, but it doesn't cover very much at all.

She was not naked, she was wearing a pastie.

by Joe February 1, 2004