JOe's definitions

interesting

When a fat girl sends you an e-mail from an online dating service and states you sound 'interisting' to boost her self-esteem because she messed up by pressing the wrong button, and felt awkward.

"I read your profile and you sound interisting"

by joe January 2, 2004

choke

The act of coming up short of the set goal.
ex: The Philadelphia Eagles(see also cocksuckers)

'01-'05 Philthydelphia Eagles

by joe January 21, 2005

vale

A headress worn by Arabic women.

That white girl wouldn't shut up so I told her to put her vale up.

by JOE December 17, 2004

monkey food

slang for coke in a somewhat ethnic way

hey ya got any monkey food?

by joe February 16, 2005

barmitzfa

Used to describe a "cheap" person or situation.

Joe: "Mike went up to the bar to buy a round and didnt get any drinks for us"

Guy: "Thats some barmitzfa ass shit"

by joe March 10, 2005

seizureific

Something which is seizure-inducing. causes seizures.

that fibre optic christmas tree is seizureific!

The battling seizure robots cause seizures, thus they are seizureific.

by Joe December 23, 2003

Condom

Somethin he better where if he wants to get anywhere near me unless he feels like payin for child support for 18 damn years..And if you think ur not a real man if you wear one then don't.. i'm sure u'll feel more like a man when your carryin around a bunch of damn babies!

you'll get no love if you dont wear the glove!

by Joe May 25, 2004