Definitions by JOe

Keyboardmz

First 9 letters on my keyboard.

My keyboard says keyboardmz

Keyboardmz by Joe February 22, 2004

dorked 

Another slang word for broken; See hosed and borked

This computer is totally dorked.

dorked by Joe February 21, 2004

tps reports

Pointless busy-work assigned to you by your boss, often a list of completed goals.

Reffered to in the movie "Office Space", when Peter Gibbons's boss lectures him on the 'proper way to file TPS reports'.

tps reports by Joe February 20, 2004

Snipe Hunt

Much like Cow Tipping, it is an errand into the woods to search for small fictional birds called snipes, but with more of the intent of ditching one's younger, more naive victim than finding snipes.

Hey kiddies, want to go snipe hunting?? You catch one by holding your flashlight very still on a single spot!

Snipe Hunt by Joe February 20, 2004

picudo 

A Mexican word for a gangsta (cholo) wanna-be, usually younger, a junior high student, who thinks he's all that.

Mire el picudo, ese. Se cree muy muy.

Look at that wanna-be, he thinks he's all that.

picudo by Joe February 20, 2004

troll beaver 

*Correction to the original definition.*

Refering to a short women's unshaven, dirty, unkept, disgusting vagina.

She flashed me that nasty ass troll beaver under the table, and I wanted to puke and rip my eyes out.

troll beaver by Joe February 19, 2004

wet dog in a tub

when you try to insert both testicles into your partner's asshole. the phrase is referring to the inability to keep a dog in a bathtub, much like the inability to keep both your balls in their asshole.

krishnan tried to achieve a wet dog in a tub, but it failed.

wet dog in a tub by joe February 18, 2004