Definitions by JOe

porcupiner 

A very strong and painful orgasm, which feels like sharp objects are piercing your genitals.

"Stop! You're gonna give me a porcupiner!"

porcupiner by JOE July 26, 2004

shlupa 

this is the sound of a fat man being sucked out of a airplane window and going throught the jet engine. (V)

"That sounded like a shlupa"

shlupa by JOE July 26, 2004

Sniperjoe 

The coolest, guy on earth. Is half-Filipino, which makes him half-minority, which is rarer than full, so be extra nice to him. Owns on everything. See me. See Cyberdead, just cuz.

We love you Sniperjoe, you own!

Sniperjoe by Joe July 24, 2004

special k

I retarded cerial thaet makeeas yoiu reatardid, I eat it can you tell?

"Dam thaet speicail K was goood"

special k by JOE July 23, 2004

leef 

To excell at something.

ZeRo is so leef at everything he does. SO LEEF

leef by joe July 23, 2004

irish coffee 

Irish Coffee (For One)

Ingredients
1 Measure (3 cl) of Irish Whiskey
1 teaspoon of raw sugar
1 heaped desertspoon of whipped cream
Hot strong coffee to fill the glass

Pre-warm a stemmed glass. Add the whiskey.
Add the sugar and stir in the coffee.
Float the whipped cream on top.
Drink the coffee through the cream (ie do not stir after adding the cream).

Irish Coffee is not for kids.

irish coffee by joe July 22, 2004

Nucular Weapons 

George Bush's bad pronunciation. Really meaning "jack shit"

"Our intellegence tells us that Iraq has nucular weapons"
"Our intellegence tells us that Iraq has jack shit"

Nucular Weapons by Joe July 21, 2004