JOe's definitions

Zhuge liang

All as charlesManson says <top>
Also the inventor of the wheelbarrow and automatic Arbalist.

Zhuge Liang, Priminister of the Shu army during the Han dynasty.

by joe June 15, 2004

Huberd

1. To tear down completely; raze.
2. To do away with completely; put an end to.
3. To damage (someone's server, for example) severely. See Synonyms at ruin
4. Totally screwed up beyond repair. 5. Damage done for no apparent reason.
6. Totally fucked!

Damn, this server is huberd. I can't even get it to boot.

Someone huberd the settings on my firewall. Now it won't pass ANY traffic.

That tornado totally huberd the south side of town.

by Joe January 18, 2005

akido

A japanese soft-form martial art focusing on leading the opponent around you in a circular motion, and placing a lock on them.

Although akido in not my favorite martial art, I think someone well trained in it could defeat many other martial artists I know.

by Joe January 30, 2005

Ruffus

An Athlete who is so incredibly stoned or drunk

Jeremy:dude the tree has a picture of a lion on it and it is like trying to communicate with me or something

by joe July 10, 2004

P90

vintage single coil Gibson electric guitar pickups. also called "soap bar"

used by pete townsend, and billie joe to record "warning", among others

My SG has P-90s in it.

by Joe November 11, 2003

world of warcraft

1. A modern day rite of passage where boys become men. World of Warcraft is a game for over-achievers who find life too easy and need more of challenge than what their daily routine provides. 2. A dosage of reality for certain relationships. A way for girlfriends to discover their true worth. These unfortunate ones must remember that anger and lashing out is the first step to recovery.

Learn to dance like a female Nightelf from World of Warcraft, THEN we'll talk. Till then don't come out of the kitchen.

by Joe February 10, 2005

Rushed

When someone takes a very large amount of OxyContin. Named after radio talk show personality, Rush Limbaugh.

"Shit nigga, Bruce just rushed 5 of those motherfuckas."

by Joe August 11, 2004