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Mulletard

An individuals unfortunate mental circumstance and glorious hair-do summed up into one word
I had to stop at a cross walk, to let the mulletard pass.
by Joe January 1, 2004
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Facetron

A: A machine with which to cut gems

B:A robotic face
A: I just faceted my diamond on this here facetron.

B:OH MY GOD FACETRON HAS COME TO CONSUME US ALL WITH HIS VEANGEFUL, FLAMING TEETH!
by Joe December 11, 2003
mugGet the Facetronmug.

mlah

a term spoken after a false statement to infer a joke; fooling someone; to denote previous statement as false; to imply dominent social status over the other.

Used in conjunction with, "this dude," or "this guy."

Generally pronounced with the exsessive smacking of the tongue and lip upon opening to make the "m" sound.

Hanging ones own tongue out following the completition of the word is not uncommon.

A term use exclusively in the city of Corpus Christi, Texas, or by those native to South Texas.
"Hey, Alfredo, you have some cool British Knights," Julio said. "Mlah, this dude, thinking BKs are still cool. What the fuck?
Javier said, "Mlah, this guy."
"I'll fucking kick your ass," Alfredo said.
by Joe May 30, 2004
mugGet the mlahmug.

Blueberry Muffin

A girl who gained 10-15 lbs in college but still wears the same clothes she did in high school. For an explanation, look at the part of the muffin that flops over the wrapper.
Joe: Did you see Jen in that half-shirt halter top?

Dan: Yea...She's leaking all over

Joe: Like Blueberry muffin...

Dan: hahahaha!
by Joe October 8, 2004
mugGet the Blueberry Muffinmug.

ass mealo

by Joe December 4, 2003
mugGet the ass mealomug.

light green

"i got some light green in my pockets."
by joe May 1, 2004
mugGet the light greenmug.

porn music

by joe April 19, 2004
mugGet the porn musicmug.

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