JOe's definitions

get your piece wet

to engage in vaginal copulation from the male's perspective

you may have christened the guest bedroom, but, did you get your piece wet?

by joe November 29, 2004

fucker

A complete asswipe with no reason to live

You cock suckin, titty suckin, asshole of a dick lickin, peter puffin, ball licker, anal fuckin, cranberry asshole of a shit eatin fucker, Go to fuckin hell, bi-otch

by joe January 26, 2004

neck face

some dumb retard who leaves his name next to a hairy arm. He usally leaves them on walls but they can be found on rooftops sometimes.

That retard Neck Face painted that dumb ass arm on the roof again.

by joe January 1, 2005

Bleested

Very wasted, drunk, high, or just overall messed up. Comes from the words blasted and wasted smooshed together.

"I am soooo bleested right now you don't even KNOW!"
"Did you see Tommy fall off his bike? His leg is totally bleested!"
"Horatio got totally bleested on So-Co yesterday that he walked into work, pulled down his pants, and took a dump right on the floor."

by Joe April 29, 2004

fizzbonged

to be really stoned
(usually when using a bong)

Dude, I am so fizzbonged

by Joe July 30, 2004

swundle

A sweaty grundle. see grundle

"My swundle is gettin' sticky"

by Joe July 19, 2003

war

Something that results in human death and solves problems.

A great pas time for governments to play and in places like the US for redneck hillbillys and jack asses that have no clue about to cheer on like a football game.

Look Joe were bombing people. What for Dan ?
Well who cares like we are both so stupid anyways thats why they call us American idiots.

by Joe September 14, 2003