Warlock

Loosely A dark wizard, a guy that uses black magic for whatever the hell he wants.

B177 T3H H4XX0R: HEy WarLOCk u R tEH NooB!!!11
Warlock:... *Melts Bill's head*

by Joe July 23, 2005

masterbater

Widely uncommonly misspelt form of masturbator

It's spelt with a "u" and an "o," idiots.

by Joe February 28, 2005

Twanks

Nice rims on a car, normally chrome.

Damn! Check out the twanks ojn that honda!

by joe February 27, 2004

broadband download

a massive bowel movement, usually describing one of the largest in your life.

dude, that was definitely a broadband download.

by joe January 15, 2004

Alucard

1: The badass main character on Hellsing

2: A stupid-ass member of FFWA.

1: Read the bloody definition
2: That Alucard is a real prick

by Joe October 04, 2004

fink

a tall thin dark-featured, shifty-eyed person with a big nose who won't look at you

He seemed like a fink or a spy.

by Joe August 19, 2003

crotch watcher

crotch watcher
A female who derives pleasure from watching the crotches of others in a public setting in an attempt to ascertain the size of a man's penis. Many females crotch watch for sport, while others crotch watch to determine whether they desire to have sexual intercourse with the prospect. It is said to be quite popular to crotch watch african americans.

EX:
Joe: "Dude, I keep catching my girlfriend crotch watching random black guys."
Lenny: "Maybe it's because you have a small dick, dude."

by Joe April 07, 2005