Very wasted, drunk, high, or just overall messed up. Comes from the words blasted and wasted smooshed together.
"I am soooo bleested right now you don't even KNOW!"
"Did you see Tommy fall off his bike? His leg is totally bleested!"
"Horatio got totally bleested on So-Co yesterday that he walked into work, pulled down his pants, and took a dump right on the floor."
"Did you see Tommy fall off his bike? His leg is totally bleested!"
"Horatio got totally bleested on So-Co yesterday that he walked into work, pulled down his pants, and took a dump right on the floor."
by Joe April 30, 2004
by Joe March 20, 2003
Some bitch that plays online games and kills his own fucking players. Hence the name tker.(Team Killer)
If you plan to tk in a game, first purchase a gun and kill yourself. J/K don't kill your self. See J/K
by Joe January 09, 2004
The 2nd reason that 99.9% of the world population (mainly the US population) is manipulated and retarded to some degree (the 1st reason being rap).
by Joe August 20, 2003
While the drummer was passed out, Jimmy and Naylor went on a four-hour willy jam that was only interrupted when the singer came back and tied their heads together with gaffer tape.
by Joe January 13, 2004
The re-make or 'take off' of anything california style. Making everything in the world fit into the insanity of California - trendy, expensive, disastrous, chaotic, and dark
selling columbian coffee in a designer package for $3 instead of .25c . Creating a conspiracy of a moon landing involving a complicated scheme of filmaking and politics rathar than actually spending the effort in actually landing on the moon.
by joe November 05, 2004