JOe's definitions

cover

A hat or any other variety of thing that may be place atop ones head in order to shield it from the elements.

Oh shit, I forogt my cover. My fucking head is going to freeze because it's so freaking cold.

by Joe December 5, 2003

Face First

The best ska band of all time from New Jersey who used to have a t-shirt that said "We didnt go emo so neither should you." But dropped the horns and went emo.

Face first should get back together because they were the best band ever.

by Joe May 13, 2005

troll beaver

*Correction to the original definition.*

Refering to a short women's unshaven, dirty, unkept, disgusting vagina.

She flashed me that nasty ass troll beaver under the table, and I wanted to puke and rip my eyes out.

by Joe February 19, 2004

Ninja Ball

The act of farting into one's own hand, then "throwing" it into an unsuspecting target's face.

"Brian threw a ninja ball into Greg's mouth."

by Joe May 27, 2006

svett

Swedish word for "sweat", usually used in online games after a sweaty close quarter-fight.

"fan vad svett.."

by Joe May 12, 2003

marmatoot

a person who knowlingly/willingly reduces their mental age through heavy binge drinking.
marmatootage - the process of doing so

'I drank 24 shots of vodka as a warm up beforei went out last week to save money'.....'you marmatoot!'

by Joe May 19, 2004

table top

An innocent bystander is standing up. Someone gets on their hands and knees behind them and another person pushes them maknig them fall on their ass.

Mike got table topped and fell on his ass.

by Joe March 1, 2005