JOSH's definitions

bane

A crucial hardcore band. Their ablums include: Holding This Moment, It All Come Down To This, and Give Blood. A new album will probably hit the music world in 2005.

"Dude, did you go to posi-fest?"
"Nah bro, was it sweet?"
"Fuck yeah man, Comeback Kid, Bane and Champion were there!"

by Josh December 11, 2004

This one's for Kam!

1) A phrase uttered for a friend who is absent from the current activity, used in place of "I wish Kam was here", a dedication of the current activity to the absent friend
2) A phrase uttered immediately before climax, usually followed donkey punching one's sexual partner, or performing some other diviant sexually activity

Boyfriend: "I'm almost there baby. Oh yeah, right there, just a little......THIS ONE'S FOR KAM!"
*SMACK*
Then the boyfriend must hold on for dear life.

by Josh May 7, 2003

Simply Stated

a group of punx who started a punk rock band in hickville.

Simply stated is an awsome band!

by Josh October 10, 2003

penisian

a gay man.

Willie Weenis is a penisian!

by Josh February 12, 2004

Chinstrap99

Often ugly,a fat faced dude whom loves hot men and calls them "brother," Often associated with cults and brainwashers.

Don't listen to him, he is a chinstrap.

by Josh January 25, 2004

dump truck

To pull out before ejaculation during heterosexual intercourse and dump your load on her rather than in her in an attempt to avert pregnancy.

Boy was she pissed when I pulled the old dump truck on her cause she wants my baby.

by Josh August 28, 2006

Zeophyte

A member of the online message board of Zeo.

Most Zeophytes like to act crazy, you'll seldom find one that's normal.

by Josh May 10, 2004