dsl

dick sucking lips
some one with big lips

HAHAHA that guy has some DSL

by Josh February 11, 2005

bk

Normaly used in online text chat convos, meaning "back"

Josh: 1 second some-ones at the door!
Dom: k
Josh: ok i'm bk
Josh: It was a mate from down the road.

by Josh July 30, 2004

hoser

A term used to describe extremist members of volunteer fire-fighter groups. A hoser is one who holds the hose, while the actual firefighters are doing the real work. They frequent local coffeeshops till the wee morning hours. They communicate by radio, even when in close proximity to one another. Their larger-than-necessary trucks are adorned with firefighting decals and various lights. Usually overweight, they are never at a loss for displaying their newest Motorola device.

Dude, why do all the hosers have to stare at people when they pull into Dunkin' Donuts? When will they ever get a life? Someone start a fire!

by Josh January 03, 2004

mutual

feeling the same way

me and my girlfriend mutually love each other

by josh February 22, 2005

gaping

when someone is doing a girl up the ass and takes it out, the big hole is her gaping ass

I did Trisha up that sweat ass of hers and it was gaping for weeks

by Josh November 22, 2004

cmq

TechVicks Husband and a super gay guy. Likes walks in the park and laying on the beach at night.

cmq is TechVicks husband. He loves to play with his drive shaft.

by Josh July 04, 2004

5 second rule

The rule by which one determines whether or not food is safe after falling onto the floor. That is, if you are able to retrieve said item within 5 seconds, it is not dirty and is safe to eat.

* Note: in fraternity houses, this rule is the 1.5 second rule. Rule is invalid in the restroom.

Person 1: Oh no, my chicken wing fell on the floor!
Person 2: 5 ... 4 ... 3 ... 2 ...
Person 1: Got it!
Person 2: 5-second rule. It's yours, dude.

by Josh July 10, 2004