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dump truck

To pull out before ejaculation during heterosexual intercourse and dump your load on her rather than in her in an attempt to avert pregnancy.
Boy was she pissed when I pulled the old dump truck on her cause she wants my baby.
by Josh August 28, 2006
mugGet the dump truckmug.

This one's for Kam!

1) A phrase uttered for a friend who is absent from the current activity, used in place of "I wish Kam was here", a dedication of the current activity to the absent friend
2) A phrase uttered immediately before climax, usually followed donkey punching one's sexual partner, or performing some other diviant sexually activity
Boyfriend: "I'm almost there baby. Oh yeah, right there, just a little......THIS ONE'S FOR KAM!"
*SMACK*
Then the boyfriend must hold on for dear life.
by Josh May 7, 2003
mugGet the This one's for Kam!mug.

bunkered

Getting shot up close in paintball because you suck
You just got bunkered, newb
by Josh June 17, 2004
mugGet the bunkeredmug.

shed hed

a person with a massive fukin head.
"god that johannah has got a shed hed, its huge"
by josh April 26, 2005
mugGet the shed hedmug.

one eyed flounder

This wonderful method of rear entry comes from the all powerful Leanne.
She is a master of taking it in the ass, and enjoys this thoroughly.
Hmm, lets say Josh is getting Leanne from behind, and suddenly knocks out one of leannes arms that is supporting her weight. She will then fall to that side, and land on the side of her face, looking like a one eyed flounder.
thank you and good night
by Josh May 4, 2004
mugGet the one eyed floundermug.

sauced

Dude if you say sauced one more time your gonna get your face sauced.
by josh December 15, 2004
mugGet the saucedmug.

squeak

a midgete
go get the ball squeak
by josh March 24, 2003
mugGet the squeakmug.

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