JOSH's definitions

ditch

To be ignored at cornation by your date

Josh Hirshenhorn was ditched by Aubrey at cornation.

by Josh November 12, 2003

cmc

COOL MAN COOL
Made by my friend, Shawn.

"I got laid today"
"CMC"

by Josh June 22, 2004

mega stud

one who stands tall amongst the rest of the man whores

when you fuck your gf and you get tired and wanna go to sleep so you tell the bitch to get the fuck out of your house...

by Josh January 17, 2004

progressive metal

Intelligent music for intelligent people.

Hello, My iq is 200, and I love Progressive metal..

by Josh March 13, 2004

fuckface

Having a fuckable face.
Or someone publicly fucked in the face.

Damn, look at that "fuckface" Josh

by Josh February 8, 2004

gerp

Load of moolah

Wee look at mee im swimming in gerp

by Josh May 11, 2003

shitty mummy

The technique of rolling toilet paper many times around hand before ass wiping commences.

where did all of the shit paper go>????
oh, must have been the curse of the shitty mummy.

see also, Shitmitt.

by Josh February 8, 2005