JOSH's definitions

Noel Gallagher

Monobrowed Legend: Older brother of liam gallagher, noel has written some of the greatest songs of all time, just listen to acquiesce or any other song from the master plan, morning glory or definately maybe

"Because we neeeeed each other, we belive in one and other"
"so sally can waaaaait she knows it's too late as we're walkin on by"

by Josh July 3, 2004

Frizaturday

The time spanning Friday after school to Saturday.

"Come over to my house this Frizaturday"

by Josh May 1, 2003

fruit-basket

a flamboyantly gay homo

"that hairstylist kook was a flaming fruitbasket!"

by JOSH November 12, 2003

Absent

The state of not being where you are supposed to be.

Yo cracka, that bitch is absent because she's workin' the streets.

by Josh July 16, 2004

Kui

n. One sexy beast. Someone who is sexy. A sexy person.

v. The act of being sexy.

Am I kui, or am I kui?

by Josh March 30, 2005

flem chunk

when you cough and an unexpected heaving stockpile of pure, vile, chunky lung waste splatters into your mouth. Immediate action must be taken to rid yourself of this evil misfortune by spewing out this busting chunk onto the carpet/wall/spouse.

"the new guy at work is such a twat i just flobbed a massive flem chunk in his tea"

by josh June 18, 2006

sellout

some one who changes for money

if my band became famous and then people started likeing other music so we started playing that even though we dont like that kind of music just for more money

by josh September 4, 2003