fuckface

Having a fuckable face.
Or someone publicly fucked in the face.

Damn, look at that "fuckface" Josh

by Josh February 08, 2004

Akroma

an excellent magic card

wow, that guy who said Akroma is a piece of shit is a dumbass.

by Josh February 17, 2003

mega stud

one who stands tall amongst the rest of the man whores

when you fuck your gf and you get tired and wanna go to sleep so you tell the bitch to get the fuck out of your house...

by Josh January 17, 2004

brett favre'd

(verb) To have one's finger broken by the football while attempting to catch a particularly hard-thrown pass.

Comes from Brett Favre's notoriety for throwing one of the hardest balls in the NFL and having broken several of his receivers fingers on multiple occasions throughout his career.

also acceptable: favre'd

"How did you manage to break your pinky?"
<i>"Oh, I was Brett Favre'd by John in the tackle football game we had last weekend."</i>

by Josh November 28, 2004

FeezleStick

a thing which bobby price shoves up his ass

Bobby, get the feezlestick out of there

by Josh March 20, 2003

abercombie and fitch

A clothing company that buys old cloths that were previously sold at K-Mart, sells them for way to much money, and says it is fashion.

Prep: Look at this button up shirt I got from abercombie and fitch, I only paid $70 for it!
Guy: Oh yea, really? My dad bought that shirt a year ago from K-Mart for $7.86.

by josh December 02, 2004

Canadian Handjob

Recieving a reach a round during a hand job and recieving two fingers into the anus while wearing a denim jacket in the small spoon position.

"Andrew got a Canadian Handjob from that one chick he met at the bar, he said he really liked it.

by Josh June 20, 2006