JONO's definitions

maugle

An abnormally small penis.

Tyler always went red with embarassment in the locker rooms with the other guys because of his maugle, which was proportionately bigger then his testicles.

by Jono December 20, 2004

doon

a vagina

thats one hairy doon

by jono February 6, 2004

ringstinger

clasping ur hands together liek u are praying and jamiing them up a ass crack. prevents person from sitting for a week

i just gave him a mean ringstinger

by jono September 7, 2003

schlep

A long and tiresome walk.
Origin: Yiddish.

It's a bit of a schlep from here to the shop.

by Jono March 27, 2005

schmata

Variation: 'schmat', a bit of old cloth used for general cleaning duties.
Origin: Yiddish.

Pass me that schmat to wipe the sink, will you?

by Jono March 27, 2005

bop

Verb: to poo/shit/crap
Noun: a turd/length of poo
Typically used by young children.
Origins: Yiddish/Polish/Eastern European.
See also pip and prunch.

Hurry up in there, I need to bop.

by Jono March 27, 2005

design-wanker

A designer who draws square holes for round screws
dosnt know left from right or back from front.
Draws all designs in an unknown format
AKA a Sayer

Robbie what is that supposed to be you fucking design-wanker.

by Jono February 16, 2005