JONAS's definitions

jonuts

a nickname for jonas amos. also a known website (www.jonuts.com) that features anything from cars, to music, to porn. enjoy

jonuts all up in your mouth

by jonas October 25, 2004

Genealogy

When you do some serious (most often sexual) research among several family members.

"So you slept with both Nana and her sister?"
"Are you serious? What would that be? Genealogy?"

alt.

That show "OC" or that movie "The Graduate".

by Jonas March 1, 2005

Cunty & Ballsack

2 young street fighting agents with a tendancy to smoke a lot of weed, thus giving them super stoner powers

i would have got away with it too, if it wasnt for that fucking Cunty & Ballsack

by Jonas March 3, 2005

fred durst

Fred Durst formed Limp Bizkit in 1994. He was upped into the business by friends KoRn.

Judged by many people and classed as a "prick". Fred's ego may be big, but he is a nice guy.

Guy: Fred Durst is pretty awesome.

by Jonas January 19, 2005

burrito

a really fat joint

man i wanna hit that burrito

by jonas September 5, 2003

cwiiis

(n) highly homosexual individual, sexually tilts towards molestation of dead russian men

cwiiis, you are SO gay with Joseph Stalin

by jonas November 27, 2003

Cupboardly

Used to describe someone who is so ugly that they must be kept behind closed doors, not to be confused with cupboardy which is also a word.

Gaffa looks very cupboardly today.

by Jonas March 24, 2005