JOJO's definitions
The lowest quality of a person, place or thing.
A carry-over from a Simpsons episode in which Lisa wants to purchase an Ikea knock-off, and Marge says "why don't you get this instead?" Lisa replies, "but Mooom, that's Klooge Brand. Pupla is way better!" So therefore, if Pupla is the best brand, Klooge would be second, ergo, Ass Brand would be the worst.
A carry-over from a Simpsons episode in which Lisa wants to purchase an Ikea knock-off, and Marge says "why don't you get this instead?" Lisa replies, "but Mooom, that's Klooge Brand. Pupla is way better!" So therefore, if Pupla is the best brand, Klooge would be second, ergo, Ass Brand would be the worst.
by JoJo July 20, 2004
Get the Ass Brandmug. When a man defecates on a woman's chest and has sex with her breasts using the excrement as lubricant.
by jojo March 4, 2004
Get the dirty picklemug. washburn.........A women who likes a clean beaver. And mows the lawn so vigorously it creates friction....
by Jojo January 25, 2004
Get the Washburnmug. She is typically a large snob who thinks she is above every body else. She is one of the most popular people you will ever meet. You can see her on the runway and all over the internet.
by JOjo December 18, 2014
Get the Makenziemug. 

