Definitions by JOJO

shoot an oyster 

When ya blast a huge fart, along with a hunk o' poo.

Fuck! I gotta go back to the car. I shot an oyster on that last one.

shoot an oyster by jojo August 24, 2004

rilo kiley 

The best indie foursome in the history of all thing indie! They are amazing live and they are all so hot mostly jenny shes like an orgasim!

Man lets go listen to some rilo...

rilo kiley by jojo August 16, 2004

elephant 

A large grey animal from africa and asia.

I went to see the elephant at the zoo today

elephant by Jojo August 9, 2004

megalomaniac 

My Definition is a belief is so strong that I am so powerful even more powerful than god
I am paronaid of all things and make sure all my phones are not tapped
I say bring it on to take over the world
Any one standing in my way is un patrotic

I am to powerful for my boots
Bring it on we can take the world
I hear voices
You know I am god and he made me do it

megalomaniac by JOJO August 1, 2004

james standen 

a boy defoted 2 playing football and i love hima nd allways will lol i wish he was here wid me lol bt he cnt b coz he dnt feel tat way 2 me

he ahs dislocated his shoulder and is out ov fotti 4 a month or 2

james standen by jojo July 26, 2004

sobatsoku 

the coolest person on earth :)

jojo the mojo aka anne aka sobatsoku on rs :)

sobatsoku by jojo July 24, 2004

WEM

Abbreviation for West Edmonton Mall - the largest mall in the world filled with some of the dumbest tourists in the world.

Some actual questions asked of the merchants working there:

"What's upstairs?" (It's a mall, duh, more stores!)

"Where is the ice-skating rink?" (The one you're standing in front of, bonehead!)

And too many more stupid questions to list.

WEM by JoJo July 23, 2004