JOHNSON's definitions

toggi

one word: hunk

a man who the chicks are all over

by Johnson January 22, 2004

Lump

1. A great song by The Presidents of the United States of America.
2. Someone who does nothing but sit around.

Lump is a great song.

by JOHNSON October 20, 2003

sphyre

incredibly fucking elite.

Dude, that's so totally sphyre.

by johnson March 23, 2003

rtm

acronym for Ruining The Mood. When one disrupts the joyous balance in a social situation.

Steve rtm'ed the party by getting drunk and grabbing everyone's asses

by Johnson May 13, 2005

Belarus

A country in eastern europe formerlly part of the Soviet Union. They have a pretty good olympic hockey team.
Capital: Minsk

I went to Belarus last year.

by JOHNSON November 10, 2003

Steam

The only thing on the face of the earth that could have so many errors. Using it is like unwanted anal sex by some big burly man named Betty.

2)Satan's HL replacement for WON.

Wow, gg steam. GJ with making 24 out of the 29 people on NAR#2 the Gorge Hideout server randomly drop, completely ruining the game.

Wait... why are 666 and a bunch of pentagrams with stars in them included in the steam help file?

by Johnson August 23, 2004

south sandwich islands

a volcanic island chain that is southeast of the falkland islands.

I took a trip to the South Sandwich Islands.

by JOHNSON October 17, 2003