wankster

A gangster who never prospers or makes money; especially one that fronts.

You got yo' ass in jail AGAIN?! Damn, boy, you a wankster.

by johnson February 19, 2003

floobs

when a take a wet shit that splashes up back into ur butt, causing u to take another shit.

taco bell gives me the floobs.

by johnson August 01, 2004

shat

another word for stuff

Man i've got to go get some shat from the adult section in the back.

by Johnson November 15, 2003

Scrimmy

A person who constantly stares at nothing in particular, a practice also known as "spacing".

"For God's sake Scrimmy, will you stop spacing!!!"
"...........I'm not.............."

by johnson December 19, 2003

snooker

A British leisure game similar to billiards (invented before billiards) where you try to hit each colored ball into one of the six pockets.

Snooker is a pretty fun game to play.

by JOHNSON October 17, 2003

Nilesh

An alien, snob wannabe...a.k.a. LOSER. An inconsiderate loser who has nothing better to do then brag and boast about a piece of crap gameboy advance..that isnt even SP. Also commonly refered to as...Tha Thanksgiving Basher.

"this is a very rare device",said Jason
"stop being such a damn Nilesh jay" says john

by Johnson January 27, 2004

skez

Another term for herpes

She got skez after sleeping with Turd Furgeson.

by Johnson August 26, 2004