JOHNSON's definitions

melanesia

An island territory in the south pacific.

Melanesia is by Malaysia.

by JOHNSON October 18, 2003

Steam

The only thing on the face of the earth that could have so many errors. Using it is like unwanted anal sex by some big burly man named Betty.

2)Satan's HL replacement for WON.

Wow, gg steam. GJ with making 24 out of the 29 people on NAR#2 the Gorge Hideout server randomly drop, completely ruining the game.

Wait... why are 666 and a bunch of pentagrams with stars in them included in the steam help file?

by Johnson August 23, 2004

Belarus

A country in eastern europe formerlly part of the Soviet Union. They have a pretty good olympic hockey team.
Capital: Minsk

I went to Belarus last year.

by JOHNSON November 10, 2003

dariram

I have no fucking clue >:

Daririram, dariram, darirarirariram, darira dam dam.

wtf >:

by Johnson September 5, 2003

DBP

Duck Billed Platupus.

person 1: 'Dude can i tell u something ive never told anyone before?'
person 2: 'Ya man go ahead.'
person 1: 'When i get lonely I go to Gerald my pet DBP and make sex with it.'
person 2: 'Get the fuck away from me.'

by johnson September 3, 2004

rtm

acronym for Ruining The Mood. When one disrupts the joyous balance in a social situation.

Steve rtm'ed the party by getting drunk and grabbing everyone's asses

by Johnson May 13, 2005

sphyre

incredibly fucking elite.

Dude, that's so totally sphyre.

by johnson March 23, 2003