JOHN DOE's definitions

boxer

hyperactive dog that licks, chews, and slobbers unrelentlessly.

This boxer just shit on my floor
That boxer is humping my leg

by John Doe November 12, 2003

lkjhgf

to look at porn sites on the internet.

joe: hey rick what are you doing ?
Rick: im lkjhgf on the computer

by john doe November 12, 2003

whomps

A word invented by TJ from the popular sitcom "recess" on abc kids. The word means "fuck" or in frustration.

Man, Principal Prickly is such a dick, this whomps.

by john doe November 14, 2003

Drex

Not quite the hood but still the wrong side of the tracks.

Ante you from thr west end, Naw I say over in Drex side

by John Doe November 14, 2003

no neck

a person that is so fat fat that it looks like they have no neck. That the neck is connected to their shoulders.

hay no neck

by john doe November 15, 2003

harbdoggery

A demonstration of an utter lack of creativity

Another stupid parody? Damnit, you need to stop this harbdoggery.

by John Doe November 24, 2003

runte

a guy that can slipstream his genitlia into a butera

The other day while taking someone to the airport and being bit in the neck by a rattle snake the chauffer was runtied.

by john doe December 2, 2003