JOHN's definitions

pamela anderson

Gave me hepititus c

You can look but u betta not touch.

by john June 2, 2004

Shatpank

Shatpank means something really cool or rad.

Example: Foo is not shatpank. At all.

by John September 22, 2003

fuggles

Fucking someone while giving them a hug

"David fuggles steph till she screams"

by John January 11, 2004

nickerson

When you get so drunk that you shit yourself and shoot it all over the walls in the bathroom, including the door, shower, and the ceiling.

Hey, John just nickerson'ed last night.

by John March 10, 2004

The Surprise Poopie

Your're not even at the toilet because you are sure you are about to fart, but *oops* --- a poopie!!!

God dammit! I just soiled myself! Damn those "Surprise Poopies!!"

by john March 4, 2004

goldabar

A wannabee heisher, who strives (ultimately in vain) to be funny and cool.

"lol, you wish you could be as cool as heisher!"

by John April 19, 2005

Kwasi Emfumi

a dumb nigger, just like Al Sharpton and Jesse Jackson.

Kwasi Emfumi is a stupid nigger.

by John December 3, 2003