JOHN's definitions

Merci

an angel

Merci is an angel on Earth

by john March 9, 2004

slootbox

a slutty, trashy whore you want to bang

Christina Aguilera

by John June 10, 2004

SNL turds

Actors who are crapped out of that liberal comedy stink bomb: SNL, and who go on to make terrible movies that suck. Almost everyone who has left saturday night live since 1990.

adam sandler, the fat guy who died, wil ferrel, molly shannon, adam sandler, guy in 'taxi', the black guy, the other black guy

by john October 24, 2004

bent

Bent = Ben


noun - Ben
bent doesnt mean homosexual anymore

what does ben mean?

bent

I thought bent meant being homosexual?

no, it means ben

by John July 14, 2004

10 feet

(1.) The minimum distance to maintain between one's self and something awful, bad, or obnoxious, (2.) The average distance little old ladies park their cars from the curb, when parallel parking, (3.) The penis length many straight women and gay men would love their partners to have, although they wouldn't know what to do with it, if it was, (4.) A light snowfall in Minot, North Dakota.

Examples: (1.) "I wouldn't touch that with a 10 foot pole."

by John June 27, 2004

bum bum

anus, arse, ass, behind, backside, booty, bottom, bum, buns, butt, buttocks, can, derriere, dorsal, fanny, fundament, heinie, hindquarters, hind end, keister, posterior, prat, rear, rear end, rectum, rump, sphincter, stern, seat, tail, tail, tooshie, tuchus, tush

"Daddy, what do I do with this fudgesicle?" ... "Well, Jonny, you can stick it in your bum bum".

by john November 24, 2003

dook

1. Nickname given to poo
2. Used as a disparaging term for an Asian person

1. Jesus, i just did the biggest dook in the toilet
2. Jesus, i just sucked off the biggest dook i've ever seen

by John March 22, 2003