weaseled

When man smokes bare 'po, and man is well wadgered.

Snake: 'Sarah, i can fit 12 biscuits in my mouth!'
Sarah: 'Shut up, your well weaseled. Can I have an ice lolly?'

by John May 03, 2004

bulldike

A lesbian that is very man like, a scary dike.

Sally is a real bulldike

by John December 06, 2003

Henny

A referance to a liquor called Hennessy a cognac.

"Fuck up the party before it even start
Pissy drunk, off the Henny and stuff"

-Biggie Smalls

by john November 08, 2004

unland

the standars measurement of fatness. used in relative to a math teacher who lives in california

:dude you're like 35 unlands fat.
:eea right your mom's like 3x as fatter as an elephant in unlands

by john January 19, 2004

Hani

One who achieves greatness. Also one who is happy.

Nice work, you just pulled a hani.

by John November 30, 2004

schledium

An average sized penis

He claimed he had a schlong but it was just a schledium

by John September 05, 2003

barnfart

An extremely sonorous and prolongated release of air from the anal passage. In general, people of over 50 years of age are considered capable of achieving the resonance to achieve such a feat.

In the shower, a sound loud enough to drown out the sound of the showerhead and lasting at least ten seconds.

by John December 03, 2003