asschap

the burning red ring that occurs around your asspucker after eating the worst of worst spicy foods, after you have already shit 4 or 5 times.

OMG... i got the worst asschap from that mexican food last night!

by John May 13, 2005

schnouz

A moronic idiot who doesnt know what the hell your talking about unless he/she is looking at you

I threw the schnouz out the window after he exhausted the last of my pacients.

by John January 10, 2005

battle

Short for Battle Buddy. A term used in the US Army to describe a good friend, someone you would trust with your life, and team mate in a military unit.

Soldier 1: Hey battle, cover my 6 while I clear this room.
Soldier 2: Roger that battle.

by John February 13, 2008

.300 win mag

The .300 winchester magnum can bust a hole in gangstas around the nation. Commonly used to hunt large game, this .30 caliber casing delivers ass kickin power, added with accuracy makes for a great pig killa.

"I'm gonna bust up some pigs from that roof up there with my .300 win mag byotch!"

by john May 13, 2005

world of pageantry

a message board full of assholes that share opinions that no one cares about. a bunch of asshats.

the world of pageantry forums is full of crappy user names and stupid posts.

by john May 06, 2005

rustic

Ron neal

ron neal is rather rustic rouldn't you say?

by john December 12, 2003

white stripe

Teacher who screws other teacher's students.

Mrs. Hanson was banging Will Cumerly after school every day.

by John February 01, 2004