JOHN's definitions

flacking

Jacking off.

Man, Ryan Knowltan is always flacking when he gets home.

by John May 14, 2003

Cockslut

A man who wants to use his cock so as to be made to feel like a slut (an erect male slut)

A man who finds his "package" being felt by strangers in a public place and reacts by allowing it

by john November 28, 2003

chicken soup

Slang for legitimate.

Nah man it's completely chicken soup.

by john February 25, 2004

whome

A person who responds when you call out to them on the street as "Who, me?".

Cop: Hey you, we need to talk.
Citizen: Who, me?

by John February 4, 2004

shit eater

a person who experiences intense orgasm while ingesting massive amounts of fecal matter from their sex partner.

" i wish i was jennifer lopez' shit eater!"

by john March 16, 2003

plachta

When you take copious swigs of alcohol (rum,vodka,whatever) in front of a crowd of people for the delight of all. Gargling said beverage is also advised to enhance the crowd appeal.

-"Man, did you see him plachta that rum in front of the cop?"
-"Yeah, at least we got her to take her clothes off for him"
-"Ah... I love Panama City"

by John January 9, 2005

jizz burgler

1. Someone who makes their profession by stealing seimen.
2. big fat slut.

1. Boy, your mom sure makes a lot being a jizz burgler!
2. Your mom is a jizz burgler.

by John March 30, 2003