The 909

"The inland empire" an area covering Riverside and San Bernadino counties in southern California, used derogatively by L.A. hipsters for anyone not from Los Angeles,
Ah man, I got to drive to the 909 to see my in laws this weekend.
by John March 06, 2003
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seaville

A town located around South Jersey in Cape May county. it is where john lives and there are a lot of bugs there.
Rob Logan got run over by a car in Seaville.
by john December 01, 2004
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ripper

Your a real fuckin ripper.
by John April 25, 2005
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tool

1. One who tries too hard to fit in.
2. One who can't think for himself, and therefore dogmatizes others' convictions and pisses off those around him.
3. One who is used by others without realizing it.
4. A word some people use to describe those who they are envious of.
5. Anyone use uses the word "tool" is a tool because (s)he fits any of the above definitions.
6. (capitalized) A popular, albeit esoteric rock band with a large cult following.
1,6. "Joan is such a tool, I can't believe she thinks she'd fit in at the Tool concert!"
2. "David is an effin tool, always spewing shit like he knows what he's talking about."
3. "Jamal's a tool--he doesn't know that no one would hang out with him if he didn't have that pimp ass mansion all to himself."
4. "Alex doesn't know that all those ladies are just using him; he's such a tool!"
5. "Guess what--I'm a tool!"
by John June 18, 2006
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gooseberry

A "gooseberry" is a person who will tag along to a couple or a few couples, but they themselves are single, usually being an ugly friend or accquiantance who you can't bear to leave out as he/she will feel awful.
A friend who come with you and your boyfriend/girlfriend to the cinema.
by John May 13, 2005
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brown ice

This is when the woman or man takes a shit, then freezes it in the freezer, then uses it as a dildo.
Sally is using the brown ice she has made over night.
by John July 05, 2006
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