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hot chilies

A simple exclamation of happiness when something sensical will not do. It is an obscure reference to both Mexicans (though not hateful) and some sort of food.

If one were ever to open a hot chilies stand, it would have to be served out of gondola. Why? It just does, even though it makes no sense. It's logical in an illogical way. To panhandle this food, one would yell, "Gondola hot chilies for sale!"
An Example Conversation

John: "Wow, this is fun!"
Chris: "Yeah it is."
(awkward silence)
Andrew: "Hot chilies!"
John: "Gondola hot chilies..."
Andrew: "... for sale"
Chris laughs.
by John February 14, 2004
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The Dirty

San Bernadino, California
by John March 6, 2003
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FUH2

A website that show's the truth behind the H2. Showing how the H2 is generaly fuel inefficent, a waste of money, badly enginered, ugly as sin and is basically a status vehicle for angry yuppie wives and husbands. Also the one main part of the site is to poke fun at such a piece of crap that GM has designed by having people posting pictures of people flippin off H2's.
Me and Jim where driving around by garden state plaza in jersey and we saw all the H2's parked at the mall so we pulled a FUH2 and gave it the old one fingered salute
by John April 7, 2005
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knob goblin

hey that bitch is a fucking knobgoblin , cocksucker
by john August 20, 2003
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pert

a variation of mert, if the person merting you's first/last name begins with a P.
"dude you just got pert'ed" - ala, Posey-Mert
by john December 25, 2004
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no-home

"Oh my god Susie, change your shirt. You look like a no-home."
by john July 2, 2004
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bookies

Im going to the bookies to bet on a horse.
by John March 30, 2005
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