JOHN's definitions

freeloader

a guy who shoots free loads on his girlfriend's boobs.

Sue went out with that freeloader, Jim last night. What a cunt.

by John April 21, 2006

spazm

pornking, porn-king

by John May 20, 2003

feet

when having to do with a car: Wheels/Rims

I just bought my car some brand new feet

by John December 10, 2003

unbusy

not being busy

im so unbusy

by john February 18, 2003

barney

A Boston, USA, street term for hippie, vegetarian college kids phisheads. They dress like they just came off a farm yard barn milking the cows. barney singular, barneys plural.

Those white college kids renting the upstairs apartment appear to be barneys.

by john January 2, 2005

Schloft

Vaginal discharge; Girl's cum

If the schloft smells bed, stay away.

by John December 3, 2003

John

a toilet

John: I took a fat **** in john yesterday.

by John December 13, 2019