JOHN's definitions

archi

College student enrolled in an Architecture program. Archi(tect).

Student 1: John never gets any sleep.
Student 2: What do you expect, he's an archi.

by John April 24, 2005

tool

1. One who tries too hard to fit in.
2. One who can't think for himself, and therefore dogmatizes others' convictions and pisses off those around him.
3. One who is used by others without realizing it.
4. A word some people use to describe those who they are envious of.
5. Anyone use uses the word "tool" is a tool because (s)he fits any of the above definitions.
6. (capitalized) A popular, albeit esoteric rock band with a large cult following.

1,6. "Joan is such a tool, I can't believe she thinks she'd fit in at the Tool concert!"
2. "David is an effin tool, always spewing shit like he knows what he's talking about."
3. "Jamal's a tool--he doesn't know that no one would hang out with him if he didn't have that pimp ass mansion all to himself."
4. "Alex doesn't know that all those ladies are just using him; he's such a tool!"
5. "Guess what--I'm a tool!"

by John June 18, 2006

House of Pain

Awesome hip hop band. Old school, sings Jump around, An all time favorite whote boy rap song.

House of Pain in the heezy baaaby

by john February 20, 2004

gooseberry

A "gooseberry" is a person who will tag along to a couple or a few couples, but they themselves are single, usually being an ugly friend or accquiantance who you can't bear to leave out as he/she will feel awful.

A friend who come with you and your boyfriend/girlfriend to the cinema.

by John May 13, 2005

sp00n

A nigger. But not like most niggers, he has class.

damn that guy is a Sp00n.

by John August 25, 2004

Scamma

Really Good Cocaine

Maan I Just Got Sum White thie other night, man that shit is some scamma

by John May 11, 2003

froob

a froob is a noob who is more anoying than just a new player. they beg, scam, cheat, spam, and act like they know what they're doing and try to "trick" experience people by saying things like "ill give you this aaawsommmmmeee thing it's worth like a billion" when its worth absolutly nothing.

i dont care i gave u the def.

by John May 13, 2005