JOHN's definitions

tool

1. One who tries too hard to fit in.
2. One who can't think for himself, and therefore dogmatizes others' convictions and pisses off those around him.
3. One who is used by others without realizing it.
4. A word some people use to describe those who they are envious of.
5. Anyone use uses the word "tool" is a tool because (s)he fits any of the above definitions.
6. (capitalized) A popular, albeit esoteric rock band with a large cult following.

1,6. "Joan is such a tool, I can't believe she thinks she'd fit in at the Tool concert!"
2. "David is an effin tool, always spewing shit like he knows what he's talking about."
3. "Jamal's a tool--he doesn't know that no one would hang out with him if he didn't have that pimp ass mansion all to himself."
4. "Alex doesn't know that all those ladies are just using him; he's such a tool!"
5. "Guess what--I'm a tool!"

by John June 18, 2006

House of Pain

Awesome hip hop band. Old school, sings Jump around, An all time favorite whote boy rap song.

House of Pain in the heezy baaaby

by john February 20, 2004

sp00n

A nigger. But not like most niggers, he has class.

damn that guy is a Sp00n.

by John August 25, 2004

taht

a misspelling of "that" that no one bothers to correct. Commonly occurrs in instant messaging conversations

i never saw taht show i should watch it sometime...

by John February 2, 2004

tccic

Take care 'cause I care. usually used for text messaging

hey girl, i gotta go.. tccic

by John December 19, 2004

seductive

When someone wants you.

Im so seductive she wants my balls.

by John June 18, 2005

jungle jugs

incredibly massive breasts of an african-american female. pendulous and usually hang to below the navel.

"look at the fucking jungle jugs on aretha franklin!"

by john March 16, 2003