JOHN's definitions

Stephenharperitis

A disease freqently suffered by Canadian conservatives by which the face is drained of expression and party members become zombie-like tight asses. Perhaps a less severe form of santorum as suffered by American Republicans.

With horror, Stockwell realized he'd forgotten his stephenharperitis immunizations that morning.

by John November 11, 2004

slugger

a stream of snot shot from ones nose

I shot a slugger across the room.

by John July 10, 2004

dwhua

Driving with head up ass...

Can apply to anyone who drives a motor vehicle.

by John February 11, 2004

whipped

What tonio is...
Also see pussywhipped

Tonio is soo fucking whipped its not even funny.

by John March 23, 2004

go go go

Counterstrike term to: "Go! Go! Go!"

"Go! Go! Go!" is a recorded message that is activated through the use of key commands.

Player 1: Come on they planted the bomb!

Player 2: God dammit this loser is blocking the path!

Player 3: Go! Go! Go!

Player 1: STFU

Player 2: n00b

Player 3: Go! Go! Go!

Sound "Go! Go! Go!" is repeated rapidly by Player 3 n00b until he is booted by the admin or they all are fucking naded becuase they are too close together.

by John December 28, 2004

music

a drug ingested via the ears. different kinds of music have different effects.

rock, country, electronic, rap, dance, and classical are just a few genres

by John April 1, 2005

reyrey

person who's sucks at online game and denies it afterward.

John is such a reyrey in SOCOM.

by john June 17, 2003