JOHN's definitions

your mom

Often used as a quick way to burn somebody

John(staring across the lunch room at some chick): "aahhh she has such a nice ass..."
Me: " What?? is your mom at school today?

by john May 13, 2005

Poostix

To be wrong in the head, with an unhealthy obsession with Bananrama and web forums.

I.E. randomly in the middle of a conversation saying Bananarama....."They're a good band arn't they" would probably class you as Poostix.

by John May 6, 2005

Creeker

A snobby brat who gets whatever they want. You can find a Creeker, at the mall blowing daddies money or driving around in their new Lexus, or throwing major parties at their multi-million dollar estates.

Uhh everyone at Cherry Creek High School

by John May 6, 2005

wtran

a person that posts on internet message boards without thinking, an internet clown.

wtran said that monkeys are made of gold in the off-topic forum!!!

by john May 6, 2005

wtran

a silly fool/ clown that flys through the air attacking message board posters. usually adds 2 zeros after their name to show that they are in fact "wtran"

that os a wtran over their! dont post or he will fly over and beat you with stupidity!

by john May 6, 2005

celerborn

a complete idiot that forces his opinions on to you through stupidity. an ass

that piece of shit celerborn should be a lord, so we can call him lord ass.

by john May 6, 2005

world of pageantry

a message board full of assholes that share opinions that no one cares about. a bunch of asshats.

the world of pageantry forums is full of crappy user names and stupid posts.

by john May 6, 2005