JOHN's definitions

fallen angel

a person rejected by god

john is a fallen angel

by john March 19, 2004

iraqistan

A group of people made of mainly Iraqis and Afghanistans. They have the cunning terroism of Afghans and the opressive domminance of the Iraqis.

"A Pretzel was an Iraqistan"

by John March 22, 2003

bachelor party

A party a man's friends throw for him before he gets married. There is often heavy drinking and/or strippers (i.e. all the things that he won't be able to enjoy once he's married.)

Two weeks after Tom and Becky's engagement, Tom's friends blindfolded him, threw him in the back of their car, and took him to Layla's Tongue Shop in downtown Harlem. Then next morning, still hungover, he thanked them for a great bachelor party.

by John July 9, 2007

(adj.) Lag city

The online game you are playing in is way to laggy.

Man, this game game is lag city..

by john December 17, 2004

Pachuka

A thin stick like instrument used to clean resin/tar out of the cone piece of a bong.

Man, you got a pachuka? This billy is blocked...

by John May 13, 2005

edutastic

learning, teaching ones self. while have a good time
educational and fun!

Reading the Hardie Boys is Edutastic.
While watching the cammel be born and come out of the goo and fluid i was having an edutastic time!

by John November 2, 2004

lickmyear

virtually licking a dogs penis, while calling a really hot man called tom

damn i called u last night but u were probably just lickmyear-ing

by john February 24, 2005